Day 3 of The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas
On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Beachwood gave to me
A woman running for the Presidency
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Hillary, Hillary, you’re Bill Clinton’s spouse
He’ll be the First Husband
In your feminist White House
Hillary, Hillary, you went to Wellesley
Then on to Yale Law School
Where you earned your law degree
Dashing through New York
Health care’s the card you play
More taxes from the rich
Equality for gays
The pantsuits that you wear
Show that you’ve got class
I’ll bet if you arm wrestled
You’d kick Giuliani’s ass
Hillary, Hillary, your singing is off-key
You wrote It Takes a Village
Then Dear Socks and Dear Buddy
Hillary, Hillary, you’re Bill Clinton’s wife
You’ll be President in the daytime
His Commander-in-Chief at night
A day or two ago, Las Vegas – the debates
They called you duplicitous
But you didn’t take the bait
Won’t let illegals drive
Won’t play the gender card
You say caucusing’s easy
Bill says exercising’s hard
Hillary, Hillary – you are Chelsea’s mom
I don’t know if I trust you
With your finger on the bomb
Hillary, Hillary, some call you a MILF
If you win this election
You’ll be the USA’s first PILF
If you win this election
You’ll be the USA’s first PILF
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The 12 Days of Beachwood Christmas, brought to you by our very own Tom Latourette:
– Day 1: Have a Dysfunctional Family Christmas
– Day 2: Little George Bush
Posted on December 16, 2007