Compare And Contrast
Weiss: Didn’t get enough love.
White: Can’t get enough of your love.
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White: Worked with Lisa Stansfield and Chaka Khan.
Weiss: Worked with David Brooks and Bret Stephens.
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Weiss: Previously worked at Wall Street Journal.
White: Previously worked for local gang.
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White: Signed by Forward Records.
Weiss: Worked for The Forward.
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Weiss: Criticized #MeToo.
White: I’ll Do For You Anything You Want Me To.
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Weiss: Supported by Don Jr.
White: Has a son named Barry Jr.
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Weiss: Bisexual.
White: Hypersexual.
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Weiss: Former husband founded Toilets for People.
White: Don’t Make Me Wait Too Long.
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Weiss: Decries cancel culture.
White: Appeared in Simpsons episode “Krusty Gets Kancelled.”
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White: Did a voiceover for Arby’s.
Weiss: Ma’am, this is an Arby’s.
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White: Soul.
Weiss: LOL.
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White: Distinctive voice.
Weiss: Dismaying voice.
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Weiss: Needs a hug.
White: Will hug you.
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White: Never, Never Gonna Give Ya Up.
Weiss: I quit.
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Previously from the Vs. Affairs Desk:
* Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago
* The Kennedy Curse vs. The Cubs Curse
* Oprah vs. Obama
* Lincoln vs. Obama
* The Ryder Cup vs. NATO
* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016
* Tank vs. Troutman
* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford
* Hester vs. Hastert
* Cubs vs. Hawks
* Quinn vs. Quade
* Alexi vs. Everyday People
* BP vs. Big Z
* McCain vs. McRib
* Subway vs. McDonald’s
* IPRA vs. Oprah
* Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd
* Lilo vs. Blago
* Rahm vs. Rob
* Chicago vs. Wisconsin.
* ICEE vs. ICE
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Comments welcome.
Posted on July 15, 2020