Compare and Contrast
Madonna: Once married to Guy Ritchie.
Moderna: Once made some guy rich.
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Madonna: Celebrated by postmodern theorists.
Moderna: Celebrated by viral epidemiologists.
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Madonna: Good in small doses.
Moderna: Good in small doses.
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Madonna: MDNA
Moderna: MRNA
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Moderna: Jab in arm.
Madonna: Jab in ear.
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Madonna: Like a virgin.
Moderna: Like a vaccine.
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Madonna: Like a prayer.
Moderna: Better than prayer.
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Madonna: Vision Quest.
Moderna: Warp Speed.
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Madonna: Into the Groove.
Moderna: Into the arm.
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Madonna: Erotica.
Moderna: As sexy as Erotica.
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Madonna: Live to Tell.
Moderna: Live to Tell.
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Previously from the Vs. Affairs Desk:
* Sweet Home Alabama vs. Sweet Home Chicago
* The Kennedy Curse vs. The Cubs Curse
* Oprah vs. Obama
* Lincoln vs. Obama
* The Ryder Cup vs. NATO
* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016
* Tank vs. Troutman
* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford
* Hester vs. Hastert
* Cubs vs. Hawks
* Quinn vs. Quade
* Alexi vs. Everyday People
* BP vs. Big Z
* McCain vs. McRib
* Subway vs. McDonald’s
* IPRA vs. Oprah
* Marlon Byrd vs. Robert Byrd
* Lilo vs. Blago
* Rahm vs. Rob
* Chicago vs. Wisconsin.
* ICEE vs. ICE
* Bari Weiss vs. Barry White.
* Dalton vs. Andy Dalton.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on October 23, 2021