Chicago - A message from the station manager

Lydia Loveless vs. Taylor Swift

By Steve Rhodes

Which is America’s real sweetheart?
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By the way:


And, previously:

I mean, really. Christ.
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Which one said this?
“I have a very sad job history. My last one was at a restaurant called Grand Day. They were one of those open from 6-3 breakfast places and the owner was a gross sexist idiot who hired me because he thought I was hot and fired me like three days later because I’m an awful server and I seem to be incapable of smiling at customers. My favorite was working in the kitchen at a vegan restaurant. Because I could just listen to Danzig, chop vegetables, and be an asshole all day.”
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Writing about ex-boyfriends.
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My guitar player calls me a bowl of sunshine.”
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Finally, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I beseech you:

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Case closed.

Comments welcome.

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Posted on March 26, 2015