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The [Monday] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

All your Monday favorites – SportsMonday, The Weekend In Chicago Rock – will appear on Tuesday! It was a busy weekend in the podcast studio. There’s gold in there, though.
The Beachwood Radio Network
* The Beachwood Radio Hour #35: Don’t Feed The Comptrollers.
The real Judy Baar Topinka. Plus: Worldwide Hate & Rahm vs. the Leftovers.
* The Beachwood Radio Sports Hour #29: Bears Remorse.
Coach-killer Cutler kills Kromer. Plus: Professional Baseball Comes To Chicago! And: Blackhawks Bungle.


The War On Christmas
It’s real – and the Illinois Republican Party is leading it!
Tonight the Illinois GOP will host a “holiday party,” not a Christmas party. Get O’Reilly on the phone!
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Our very own Tim Willette and I did a little more digging into this abomination and unearthed some more details about tonight’s event.
* Open rectal hydration bar, 5:30 p.m. – 6:30 p.m.
* Dunk tank featuring a black man with his hands up.
* Totally not-gay Christmas carols.
* Egg nog featuring eggs from totally caged chickens.
* Privatized Christmas tree from subsidized farm.
* Ornaments provided by JP Morgan Chase and the Democrats.
* Rahm Emanuel tip jar.
* Raffle! Prizes include Art Laffer’s napkin, Mike Ditka’s chewing gum, one hour of free fracking, and Comptroller.

BeachBook
* From Bush To Obama, Eyes Wide Shut.
“On the second day of Barack Obama’s presidency, he prohibited most forms of physical torture. On the third, a CIA drone strike he authorized killed up to 11 civilians.”
* Why Germany Has It So Much Better Than The U.S.
Hint: High wages.
* CIA’s Mistaken Detention Destroyed German Man’s Life.
Just one of many.

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Posted on December 15, 2014