Another Beachwood Special Report
“Want to own a few of Oprah’s favorite things? Next month, Winfrey will auction off furniture, antiques, and fine art from her 23,000-square-foot Montecito mansion – which is currently undergoing a major interior redesign – and her homes in Chicago, Maui and Indiana,” Entertainment Weekly reports.
Among the items, the Beachwood has learned:
* Jewel-encrusted scale.
* Signed Obama “Hope” poster.
* Unused CTA “Chicago Card.”
* Stedman Graham’s spine.
* 50 cases of Haagen- Dazs.
* Gayle King’s soul.
* Coupons for surgeries by John of God.
* Kitchen chairs with gifts under them.
* Teleprompter used for dinner parties.
* Mirrors in every size imaginable.
* Framed copy of first check for a bazillion dollars.
* Signed copy of personalized Monopoly game in which every street is named Oprah Avenue.
* Servant quarters, lock, stock and barrel.
* Three tons of fear from her staff stored in the basement.
* Original draft of her infamous confidentiality statements.
* One Faberge egg containing a live chicken.
* Jumbotron with only one channel on it.
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Posted on October 21, 2013