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What Oprah Misses About Chicago

By The Beachwood Breaking News Affairs Desk

She tells it to Steve Harvey today but the Beachwood got an early look through its Chikileaks program. To wit:
* Her ratings.
* The limo ride in from the airport.
* The obsequious press.
* Steve Harvey.


* Those good vibrations emanating from Rahm Emanuel’s City Hall.
* A servile workforce willing to sign mind-bending confidentiality agreements.
* The ease of pulling off a smug sense of superiority.
* That time Rosie O’Donnell did a show here.
* All those kids she gave up on.
* Stella Foster.
* Steak and martinis at Gibson’s with John of God.
* Private weather briefings from Tom Skilling.
* Those days when she paid to have Millennium Park all to herself.
* Svengoolie.
* Snorting coke with Billy Dec.
* Hanging out at the Division Street baths with the Jacksons and Neil Steinberg.
* Being halfway to both Los Angeles and New York.

Comments welcome.

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Posted on April 26, 2013