Ruling The Red Planet
Space ward shaping up nicely.
* The dude who hired Angelo Torres. Oh wait, that was a different rover.
* Richard M. Daley’s response to police chief Richard Brzeczek’s warning about Jon Burge
* Steve Bartman.
* Ald. Joe Moore’s balls.
* That missing puck.
* The Lollapalooza emergency plan.
* A live Olympics TV feed.
* All 104 of John Kass’s columns, running on a continuous loop, just like on Earth.
* Pat Quinn’s spine.
* Bryan LaHair’s bat.
* Mike Martz.
* 3,000 votes from the river wards.
* The ratings for Oprah’s new network.
* Ald. Joe Moreno’s copy of the Constitution.
* More missing Koschman files.
* Michael Sneed’s sources.
* Todd Stroger’s brain.
* Rahm Emanuel’s heart.
* Michael Madigan’s soul.
* Ryan Dempster’s class
* The Bears’ offensive line.
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* By Thomas Chambers, Mike Luce and Steve Rhodes
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Comments welcome.
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1. From Beachwood Mark:
* Billy Corgan s self-respect.
* Meeting minutes from the Infrastructure Trust.
* Roland Burris’s humility.
* A sign reading: “This crater sponsored by Bank of America.”
* A Journatic reporter, assigned to cover Palatine.
Posted on August 6, 2012