By The Beachwood Vs. Affairs Desk
First the Kennedy Curse struck again. Then the Cubs Curse struck again. Which got us to thinking.
Kennedy Curse: Evil family patriarch named Joe.
Cubs Curse: Evil family patriarch named Joe.
Kennedy Curse: Family got rich bootlegging alcohol.
Cubs Curse: Family hopes to get richer slinging overpriced alcohol.
Kennedy Curse: Family members have history of depression.
Cubs Curse: Team is always depressing.
Kennedy Curse: Alcoholism run amok.
Cubs Curse: Alcoholism run amok in the bleachers.
Kennedy Curse: Family tainted by a suspicious drowning.
Cubs Curse: Team tainted by continual choking.
Kennedy Curse: Family’s top prospects never live up to the hype.
Cubs Curse: Team’s top prospects never live up to the hype.
Kennedy Curse: Rich family believes in giving back to the poor.
Cubs Curse: Rich family believes in giving back to themselves.
Kennedy Curse: They had Jack.
Cubs Curse: They had Wood.
Kennedy Curse: JFK secretly on a steroid regimen.
Cubs Curse: Sammy Sosa secretly on a steroid regimen.
Kennedy Curse: Screw-ups always forgiven by self-deluded masses.
Cubs Curse: Screw-ups always forgiven by self-deluded masses.
Kennedy Curse: Curse? Or self-perpetuating culture?
Cubs Curse: Curse? Or self-perpetuating culture?
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Posted on May 25, 2012