By The Beachwood Runback Affairs Desk
Devin Hester vs. Dennis Hastert.
Hester – 50 yards in four seconds.
Hastert – 50 donuts in four seconds.
Hester – Comes from famously criminal program (Miami).
Hastert – Comes from famously criminal program (Congress).
Hester – Covers wide receivers.
Hastert – Would be a very wide receiver.
Hester – Isn’t good enough on defense.
Hastert – Isn’t good enough on defense.
Hester – Got rich playing a game.
Hastert – Got rich rigging the game.
Hester – Shifty.
Hastert – Shifty.
Hester – Can score every time he touches the ball.
Hastert – Covers for those who try to score every time they touch balls.
Hester – A minority.
Hastert – In the minority.
Hester – A Chicago Bear.
Hastert – A Chicago bear.
Hester – Runs back kicks.
Hastert – Gets kickbacks.
Hester – Takes it to the House.
Hastert – Took it from the House.
Hester – People pay to see him play.
Hastert – People must pay to play.
– Rick Kaempfer, Steve Rhodes
Posted on December 13, 2006