By The Beachwood Advice To CBS Affairs Desk
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Richard M. Daley: Two and a Half Whiners.
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Oprah: Two and a Half Women.
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Todd Stroger: Two and a Half Brain Cells.
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Pat Quinn: Two and a Half New Taxes.
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Blago: Two and a Half Cellmates.
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Billy Dec: Two and a Half Douchebags.
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Rahm Emanuel: Two and a Half Middle-Fingers.
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Barack Obama: Two and a Half Years of Disappointment.
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Ozzie Guillen: Two and a Half Excuses.
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Carlos Zambrano: Two and a Half Valium.
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Billy Corgan: Two and a Half Singing Lessons.
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Harry Teinowitz: Two and a Half Doobies.
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Duncan Keith: Two and a Half Teeth.
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Jay Cutler: Two and a Half Quarters.
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– Scott Buckner, Rick Kaempfer, Tim Willette, Steve Rhodes
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Comments welcome.
Posted on March 14, 2011