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Will Blackhawks U-Haul Tragedy Change Everything?

By The Onion Sports Network

Let’s take a look.
1. “Police say the U-Haul was dangerously overloaded with an entire NHL team, equipment, produce, and the team’s front office, which operates out of the truck when parked.”



2. “Police say two players were forced to ride in the wheel well after the team agreed to transport a large crate of irregular jeans in exchange for 50 dollars.”


3. “In the wake of the Blackhawks crash, the NHL is encouraging its players to hitchhike or walk to games.”


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Posted on February 22, 2011