By The Onion Sports Network
Let’s take a look.
1. “Police say the U-Haul was dangerously overloaded with an entire NHL team, equipment, produce, and the team’s front office, which operates out of the truck when parked.”
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2. “Police say two players were forced to ride in the wheel well after the team agreed to transport a large crate of irregular jeans in exchange for 50 dollars.”
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3. “In the wake of the Blackhawks crash, the NHL is encouraging its players to hitchhike or walk to games.”
Posted on February 22, 2011