By The Beachwood Niche TV Affairs Desk
Forget OWN, here comes CWN.
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I’m a Committeeman, Get Me Out of Here!: Stranded at the Board of Elections all night, some contestants will be forced to eat ballots.
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CSI: Bridgeport: A crack team of analysts dissect political deaths emanating from this region.
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Who Wants to Be a Porch Inspector?: All the more dramatic because contestants don’t have to even show up for the competition to win.
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Everybody Loves Huberman: Or do they? Watch and find out!
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Last Alderman Standing: Contestants brave wiretaps, political recriminations, union organizing and constituent fatigue to see which can hold on to their job the longest.
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Parks and Recreation: Airs only in white neighborhoods.
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This Week in Graft: A jaunty review co-hosted by Jim Laski and Betty Loren-Maltese.
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As The Tape Rolls: Highlights from wiretaps past and present.
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So You Think You Can Sing: Recollections from the likes of Lon Monk, John Wyma, Scott Fawell and – rumor has it – Tony Rezko.
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Who Sent Ya?: Contestants apply for city jobs in this hilarious candid camera show.
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Deadliest Catch : The Fitzgerald finally finds a school of Daleys.
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Angelo Who?: Bear Grylls tries to find the elusive hiring manager.
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$20 Billion Dollar Pyramid: The exciting new game show where we finance Chicago’s solvency by auctioning off its assets!
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Pensions of the Rich and Connected: Inside the new generation of Chicago’s luxury class.
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The Real Housewives of Streets and San: Inside the new generation of Chicago’s luxury class.
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Survivor: Audy Home Edition: Outfight, Outgun, Outgame.
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Just Shoot Me!: Mayor Daley and Father Pfleger host this madcap look at the Second Amendment; special musical guest Ted Nugent.
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America’s Funniest Blue-Light Surveillance Videos: Narrated by Bill Kurtis.
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Everybody Hates Todd: Or do they? Watch and find out!
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Billy Dec’s Celebrity Body Spray (Infomercial – 30 mins.): Starring Billy Dec.
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Jeremiah Wright Says The Darndest Things!: And most of them are true!
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All in the Family: Because nepotism is timeless.
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Law & Order: Electric Shock Unit: Narrated by Bill Kurtis.
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Jody Weis for The Total Gym®: Fighting crime single-handedly.
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Undercover Mayor: Richie takes on jobs such as pothole filler, garbage collector, nightclub inspector, and laborer watching over holes others are digging, and even testifies at a corruption trial!
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Posted on August 10, 2010