By Jane Harper
Remember the customer who wouldn’t stop texting my personal cell phone? Well she texted me at 7 a.m. on my day off a couple of weeks ago. Seems she just felt the need to reach out and wake someone. Actually, she was checking on a pending special order, because, like 95 percent of customers who order things from us, she decided to stop listening when we got to the part of the transaction when I tell them specials can take up to six weeks. I got the last laugh, though. I waited until the next day when I was in, called her to update her, then politely let her know she’d been texting my personal phone and would perhaps get a timelier and more accurate response if she called the store directly. She seemed only mildly miffed, and I haven’t heard from her since, so I guess that’s good news, though I have the feeling it’s not over yet.
Since then, I’ve had several customers who just seem completely off the rails. Take, for instance, the woman who brought in a toy she’d been given as a “new puppy” gift and wanted to exchange it because she was sure her puppy would just destroy it. It was a sweet little toy, perfect for small breed puppies, and very popular among customers and gift-givers alike. And there’s no stuffing in it, so who cares if the puppy destroys it? Puppies destroy stuff – better their own toys than your shoes or furniture. But she insisted she wouldn’t have a toy that his tiny teeth could rip up, and asked for advice on something better and more durable.
Posted on October 19, 2015