By The Beachwood McRib Affairs Desk
An epic battle.
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McCain: Tougher than crap
McRib: Crap
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McCain: McCrazy
McRib: McCrazy to eat
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McCain: Five years of captivity
McRib: Five years of inventory
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McRib: On special for $1.99
McCain: Ideas worth $1.99
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McCain: Willing to stay in Iraq for 100 years
McRib: Shelf life of 100 years
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McCain: Bones broken in captivity
McRib: Bones removed in laboratory
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McCain: Victim of whisper campaign
McRib: Beneficiary of viral marketing campaign
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McCain: Stages barbecue for gullible reporters
McRib: Poses as barbecue for gullible diners
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McCain: Mysterious relationship with female lobbyist
McRib: Mysterious relationship with meat
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McRib: Limited time only
McCain: Limited time left
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McCain: Claims to oppose pork
McRib: Claims to be pork
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McCain: Accompanied by totally hot MILF
McRib: Accompanied by fries and Coke
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McCain: Maverick politician
McRib: Maverick burger
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– Tim Willette, Eric Emery, Rick Kaempfer, Marty Gangler, Steve Rhodes
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See also:
* McCain for McPresident
* Oprah vs. Obama
* Lincoln vs. Obama
* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016
* Tank vs. Troutman
* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford
* Hester vs. Hastert
Posted on March 18, 2008