By Horrible Reviews
‘It’s on another level, man. None of the characters in the movie care about the actual movie they are in.’
Featuring porn star Amber Lynn as a TV news reporter who keeps her clothes on the entire film.
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“I’ve seen a lot of craptastic movies in my time, but Things takes the cake.” – Rotten Tomatoes
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“This might actually, legitimately be the worst movie ever made.” – Something Awful
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Posted on April 12, 2020