Everyone can sing along with this one, Bears fans.
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Who can take a kickoff
Run it back in record time
Make you leave your jock strap
On the 50-yard line
Devin Hester can
Devin Hester can
Devin Hester can ’cause he mixes dekes and jukes and makes the Bears seem good
Who can be a decoy
Line up wide or in the slot
Who’s risking injury
8 catches all he’s got
Devin Hester can
Devin Hester can
Devin Hester can ’cause he’s leaping a defender, giving Bears fans wood
Devin Hester shakes
Devin Hester bakes
His kick returns are so delicious
His preparation is meticulous
Joniak calls him ridiculous
Who passed Gayle Sayers
McKinnon and Gentry
In his second season
More returns than McAfee
Devin Hester can
Devin Hester can
Devin Hester can with his speed and stutter steps he makes the Bears seem good
Devin Hester’s quick
Devin Hester’s sick
His punt returns are really vicious
With Sauerbrun he was malicious
His mom thinks Campbell soup’s delicious
Who can’t save the season
Even though he’s great
The Bears are in the toilet
Best they’ll do is 8-8
Devin Hester can’t
Devin Hester can’t
Devin Hester can’t but let him play some defense, maybe then he could
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– Tom Latourette, Steve Rhodes, Marty Gangler
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Special thanks to the Croix Nation Haylushka Indian Princesses.
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Also from Beachwood A/V:
– “Cubs Fans: Please Stop Believin’”
– “Oklouhoma” and “Ozzie Cabana”
– “Dusty Must Get Fired”
– “I Had a Crush On Obama”
– “I”m the Tribune/I’m the Sun-Times”
– “Tap Three Times: The Larry Craig Song”
Plus, new YouTube video including “It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Hanukah.”
Posted on December 12, 2007