Another Beachwood Special Report
“Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel may finally get paid for a job he’s been doing for free for years: offering opinions on national politics,” the Daily Beast reports.
“Emanuel announced in September that he wouldn’t seek reelection as mayor and has since been largely mum about his post-mayoral plans. But he has attended meetings in New York with top executives at MSNBC and CNN in recent weeks, and discussed a potential future as a cable news pundit, according to several sources familiar with the conversations.”
The Beachwood has learned the following shows are under consideration:
* America’s Most Buried Videos.
Each week Rahm lectures you on why you don’t get to see them.
* Rahmfeld.
“Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Fucktine.”
* The New Family Feud.
Every week Rahm and his brothers take on an opposing family. Week 1: The Daleys.
* To Catch A Predator.
“Didn’t you really come here to close some schools today?”
* Bullshit!
A new take on the old Penn & Teller show where Rahm, only in this case Rahm tries to fool the press corps every week.
* Friends – With Benefits.
A new take on the old comedy series featuring Rahm and his five best rich friends living together in City Hall and dividing up the spoils.
* SpongeRahm SquareDance.
Getting back to his roots.
* Fuck Your Enthusiasm.
Rahm plays a lightly fictionalized version of himself in semi-retirement.
* The New Jeopardy!
Answer in the form of a fuck-you.
* That ’70s Rahm.
A nostalgic comedy set in the time when Rahm was a carefree bully on the mean streets of Wilmette.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on November 13, 2018