Another Beachwood Thought Experiment
It’s too late now, but Beachwood Labs was working on a list of potential new partners for Score sports talker Dan Bernstein that we still like better than, respectfully, Jason Goff.
To wit:
* Woodward & Bernstein.
Now with twice as many anonymous sources!
* Springsteen & Bernstein.
Featuring “Who Ya Crappin’ About The Workman’s Comp Provision In The New Collective Bargaining Agreement?!” every Thursday.
* Billy & Bernstein.
Sponsored by the WWE and InfoWars.
* North & Bernstein.
A concession to the Trump era.
* Burke & Bernstein.
Ald. Ed Burke opens each show with a disquisition of Chicago sports in the 1800s to distract you while his law firm screws the taxpayers.
* Beavis & Bernstein.
Now with more TP for your bunghole.
* Elia & Bernstein.
“Everyone else is working, you guys without jobs are calling a radio show!”
* Bubba & Bernstein.
A bored Bill Clinton finds a third act.
* Bernstein & Bernstein.
Ego big enough to fill both co-hosting roles.
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Comments welcome.
Posted on January 18, 2017