By Steve Rhodes and Jim Coffman
You Better Bill-ieve It’s A Must-Win! Plus: The Sky Is Flying; The Derrick Rosercoaster; The White Sox In The Thick Of The Race; and The Pageantry Of College Football: Bring On The Creampuffs.
SHOW NOTES
1:15: The Double Nickel Smokehouse.
* Now taking applications.
* Does Lance Briggs have permission from the NFL to wear that uniform on that website?
* Lance Briggs Defends Taking Personal Day For Opening Of Restaurant.
* Lance’s Lamborghini.
* Lance’s Lamborghini should have it’s own Twitter feed.
* Lance Briggs Is The New Shawn Kemp.
* The Doom Of Athlete Restaurants.
* Briggs attended high school in Elk Grove, California, so maybe he is a local celebrity there.
11:05: The Blue & Orange Kool-Aid Report: You Better Bill-ieve It’s A Must-Win!
* Mohrbacker: 10-6.
* Coffman: 11-5.
* Rhodes: 9-6-1.
* The Bears finish 10-6, which is not enough to make the playoffs and Lovie Smith is fired by the Bucs.
* Seahawks Whip Packers, Make Bears Feel Better About Their Whipping.
* Corny clever Carl.
* Bears Re-Sign Kelvin Hayden, a rare CPS kid in the NFL.
20:26: The Sky!
* It’s not just the uniform; it’s the stories they tell.
* Still under .500.
* Friends in Low Places.
* Elena Delle Donne.
* Sylvia Fowles.
* Jessica Breland.
* Best game in Sky franchise history.
* Allie Quigley.
* Pokey Chatman.
* WNBA Finals Preview.
* Brittney Griner.
* The best player in the WNBA.
31:07: The Derrick Rosercoaster.
* Held to two points.
* Struggles again.
34:37: The White Sox In The Thick Of The Race!
* Paul Konerko Day.
43:24: Oh, The Pageantry.
* The College Football Report: Bring On The Creampuffs, Including The Big Ten.
* Rutgers is in the Big Ten.
* USC, everybody.
* “Bring on the Creampuffs: most ranked teams take the field on Saturday in uninspiring matches against the likes of Citadel, Florida Atlantic, Lamar, Northwestern State, and McNeese State. To clarify: McNeese State hails from Louisiana, not McNeese. Further: Murray State is in Kentucky, not Murray. Finally: Northwestern State is in Louisiana, not Northwestern. As we all know, Northwestern is in Illinois, which is a state, which Northwestern is not.”
* Illinois sucks.
* Northwestern sucks.
* Preview: Northwestern vs. the best college football team in Illinois.
* College football has no parity mechanism like the NFL draft.
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Posted on September 5, 2014