By David Rutter
Of the 140 flip-the-bird pardons and commutations flung against the presidential barn wall by Trump, none was more amusing and deliciously grotesque than freeing Casey Urlacher from his chains and shackles.
At least Mighty Casey did not strike out and get sent away for five years as a customer recruiter and bagman for a sports gambling ring that raked in millions of dollars from local bettors.
He embodied the only aspect of public life more humiliating to retired Bears megastar Brian Urlacher than those massive highway commercials showing hair growing on Brian’s head. (Let’s all cheer: Hold that hairline; hold that hairline.)
Casey? He is the “Mayor of Mettawa,” which is just like being the “Mayor of Petticoat Junction,” and should not have been subject to criminal law by the Trump DOJ.
Posted on January 23, 2021