By David Rutter

Greetings, celebrity shtupping fans. WTF has just flown in from a fortnight in Majorca with big news. And, boy, are his wings tired.
Have you noticed that some people won’t go away? You cannot miss them because they never leave. You want them to exit, pray for it, but they won’t. They’re like genital warts.
Only a premature death can rid us of Jay Cutler, Sara Huckabee Sanders, all the offspring named Trump (you don’t really need DNA to test their paternity), Rahm Emanuel and Kanye West.
Modern culture makes them immortal. True, it’s a sin to wish harm on others, but we can deal with the guilt.
Oh, lord, when will the veil of their continued existence be lifted from your chosen people?

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Posted on September 8, 2020

By The Fabricators & Manufacturers Association

The Elgin-based Fabricators & Manufacturers Association, International® (FMA) is pleased to announce the recipients of this year’s Safety Awards. Open to all FMA company members, the program recognizes metal fabrication companies committed to excellence in safety. Award winners are determined by the FMA Safety Council and the awards are sponsored by CNA.
The 2020 Safety Award of Honor is presented to companies having perfect safety records (no recordable injuries or illnesses for the calendar year 2019).
Companies receiving the 2020 Safety Award of Honor are:

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Posted on September 5, 2020

By UIC

Adolescents transitioning into high school encounter a large number of unfamiliar peers, who they quickly label into groups by using an individual’s appearance as their guide.
But how do visible cues of high school cliques correlate with what youth say about themselves?
Are adolescents who are stereotyped by peers as jocks actually more sports-oriented, populars more well-liked, and loners more lonely than the average high schooler?

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Posted on September 1, 2020