Another Beachwood Special Report
For at least a year – well, longer, really – a few downstate yahoos have urged whoever would be in charge of such a thing to cut Chicago loose and let it be its own state, the 51st, so as to stop bringing the rest of Illinois down, what with its jobs and tourism and tax dollars and, um, people of color.
Like all right-thinking people, we’re all for it. After all, downstate Illinois should be free to wallow in its own misery, which, if they could bottle it, might save their economy.
And the suburbs? Enough, parasites! Go forth with your country brethren and leave us alone!
But what would the State of Chicago look like? Well, here’s a start – apparently these are the things every state has.
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Posted on April 23, 2019