By Marty Gangler
Despite what many Back to the Future enthusiasts think is destiny, it may be a good time to pump the brakes on the 2015 Chicago Cubs.
Which got me thinking, if the Cubs were a car right now, what kind of car would it be? It would certainly be the first model of a new car company and you probably wouldn’t want to buy it right now. But it would look great in your driveway and that one neighbor from the other side of the street would come over and be super jealous of your car. And then he’ll ask you to pop the hood. And the engine looks great. Then he’ll ask you to start it up. And despite a ton of horsepower the timing wouldn’t be right and all the cylinders wouldn’t be firing at the same time. And it’s so new and has so few road-tested miles that oil doesn’t even get to all parts of the engine. So it just doesn’t run that great and sputters a lot. And then he’ll ask to take a ride, but there would be an issue with the steering as all the linkage just isn’t quite right. So you would have to fight to keep it in the correct lane. Not to mention the transmission – it’s a stick and getting it into the middle gears isn’t easy to do, and sometimes the car just sits in neutral and makes a lot of noise but doesn’t go anywhere. It’s got a sweet new stereo system but it’s probably too big, and it can only seat two people as the back doors don’t open and the back seats are just metal frames right now. And you could have rented a car from just over the border for a while to make everyone a little more comfortable in the short term but you were a little too proud of your car to do that.
So yeah, you can get what I’m talking about with this Cubs team and this great looking car. Oh, and your garage doesn’t have a roof and is under construction.
Posted on May 5, 2015