By The Beachwood Alternate Sitcom Universe Affairs Desk
If Rahm ran Seinfeld.
* “Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Fucktine.”
* “You know how to take the fucking reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the fucking reservation.”
* “You’re an anti-fuckite.”
* “No, I can’t spare a fucking square.”
Posted on February 27, 2015