The Excusable, The Malicious And The Incompetent
A response to the Chicago Maroon’s “Problems At The Polls,” which we linked to in a Papers column last week, by a faithful reader with justifiable reason to remain anonymous.
I read that Maroon piece. Some of it struck me as hyperbolic undergraduate stuff, but a lot of it was on target.
Election Day is a mess. We (collectively) rent thousands of rooms to host elections, and things go wrong all the time. Buildings are locked, they forget to give out keys or the owners oversleep. The rooms aren’t big enough, don’t have enough electrical outlets (which is really on the local election authority for renting such a place, but maybe they were lied to). Judges, some of them (retirees and students, mostly) are terrific but a lot of them are hacks who can’t be bothered to keep up with new technology and new statutes. Again, the local election authority should be purging the worst of the worst, and the move to electronic poll books should also serve to push some out, as there is now no “station” in a polling place for the technologically averse to sit.
Part of the problem, and I say this not as an excuse but as a factor that has to be considered in any solution, is that we don’t vote all that often and so Election Day has a slapdash quality to it. Any effort to organize 7,000 people to work at 1,600 locations in suburban Cook County (to say nothing of Chicago or the collars or . . . ) for a single day and then evaporate, is going to be rough. Maybe (and I’m almost serious) election authorities can learn something from those Spirit Halloween stores. They’re open for six to eight weeks a year and have more money behind them, and if they fail to open on time no one really cares or is hurt, but still.
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Posted on November 18, 2014