By The Beachwood 24/7 Affairs Desk
Even worse than you’d think.
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3:30 p.m.: Sex-a-Holics
4:30 p.m.: Slut Initiation: Out/Control
6 pm.: Slutty Lover Girls
7:30 p.m.: Fresh Jugs 2
Posted on August 9, 2009
Really Commercial TV
By Scott Buckner
Most people have hailed the invention of the DVR for its ability to fast-forward through commercials. But I’m not most people, so even if I could afford a DVR, I’d hail it as something that lets me take a better look at commercials because, believe me, asbestos-induced lung disease, drugs gone wild, filing for bankruptcy, or being ass-ended while I’m minding my own business sitting in my car at a red light are about the only bright spots standing between being broke and being homeless for guys who have been unemployed a lot longer than I have.
Still, I remain cheerful enough on a daily basis to ponder whether some commercials are just examples of the kind of reckless excess that makes this country a target for radical extremists from other nations who have never known the soothing ahhhhhhhhhh of a Sleep Number bed, or whether they’re actually useful shit that could make life better for everyone, just like those little rubber mat thingamajigs that make opening jars so easy. You decide.
Posted on August 4, 2009