By Jim Coffman
As I was walking down the Wrigley ramps after the Cubs’ delightful 7-3 victory over the Cardinals Sunday afternoon belting out “Go Cubs Go,” I experienced a revelation (it was of virtually no consequence but I believe it still qualified as a revelation). I hate most of the cutie Cubbie crap – throwing home run balls back, the Harry statue and glasses above the press box, the love of Ron Santo no matter how monstrously incompetent he is on the radio – but you have to love a good sing-along after a win. Anyway, it dawned on me that if we made a small change, just this once the song would actually make sense. It is, of course, goofy that we sing “The Cubs are gonna win today” after the Cubs wins. But here was our chance, all we had to do was sing “The Cubs are gonna win tonight!” Get it? Because it was a day-night doubleheader! So I belted that out at the end of the first few choruses and hoped a few of my fellow fans would join in. I know, I know – I am the most clever ever.
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Shockingly enough, I was still alone when I tried it a third time, at which point my 10-year-old son, who I think had found it at least slightly funny the first time I changed the lyric, turned on me with a “Daaaaaaaaaad!” I weathered his disapproval and belted out ” . . . tonight!” one more time but that was it. Maybe it was just general indifference or embarrassment on display but probably it was something more. Probably it was the fact that no one thought the Cubs were gonna win tonight. And sure enough they didn’t. And that was despite an unbelievable top of the ninth in which Lou Piniella out-LaRussa’d Tony LaRussa and the Cubs caught a giant break when Reed Johnson’s stumbling, sliding trap of Cody Rasmus’ shallow fly ball near the left field line somehow stuck in the middle of his glove (violating several laws of baseball physics) and was ruled the third out.
Previously, after bringing in left-handed Sean Marshall with two on and no outs in the ninth and watching him walk the first hitter he faced, Piniella actually moved Marshall to left field, replacing Alfonso Soriano in the lineup with the right-handed Aaron Heilman. Heilman struck out the only batter he faced, righty Brendan Ryan, and then headed for the bench. Marshall returned to the mound to face the lefties who awaited in the Cardinal lineup (with Johnson taking over in left field). Except LaRussa then pinch-hit a righty (Jarrett Hoffpauir – no relation to Micah despite the fact that they are the first two Hoffpauirs, names spelled the same – to ever appear in major league games). And then Marshall struck him out anyway. And then Rasmus hit that fly ball down the line that Johnson somehow corralled despite tripping over his own feet moments before. Baseball is so boring isn’t it?
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Posted on July 13, 2009