By Thomas Chambers
Joe Tala-Who? Joe Talamo. That’s who.
On this week’s Jockeys, we get a full dose of The Kid. The ups, the downs, the Jockeys version of an intervention, the hope for the future. This episode seems the most staged, the most manipulated, the most heavily edited. Things out of order or left out completely. I’ll inject (RSA) – for Reality Show Alert – when I think the reality has been manipulated in some way.
Young Joe is in a slump and in the first three races today, he’ll try to break out.
Race 1: Right out of the gate, Talamo and his two-year-old maiden, the No. 2 horse, do an exit, stage right, and then veer severely left in corrective mode. Clipping heels with the No. 1, it’s a miracle there wasn’t a spill. Hall of Famer Mike Smith and veteran Jon Court shake their heads. To illustrate, Smith narrates a clip of a sloppy 1998 race that put him into the hedge face first, resulting in a severely broken back. Talamo’s name goes up on the stewards’ board. He’ll be meeting with the law tomorrow morning.
Race 2: We get only a no-depth-perception head-on replay of the stretch run (RSA) as it appears to this observer that Talamo goes for a hole that won’t be open when he gets there – if he can get there. His horse sticks his head between two others, and in natural weaving by the other two, all three of them almost go down. The two leaders pinch him back out. No objection or inquiry is posted, but once again Talamo’s on the chalkboard. Joe makes like he’s in deep shit, but he also looks like he knows he’ll avoid a suspension. (RSA) “These young guys are getting more and more aggressive,” says Court, shaking his head once again.
Race 3: Crazy Joe is speeding eastbound on the Eisenhower at Des Plaines Avenue with his right blinker on. All’s well as he sees the sign alerting him to the Harlem Avenue exit just ahead. There’s the exit. But it’s on THE LEFT SIDE! Uh oh. Joe darts across every lane of traffic, just making it up the ramp. Or so it seemed as Talamo pulled just such a maneuver to get to the rail and clear sailing as he wins his race three. Martin Garcia files an objection, which is denied, and the win stands.
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Posted on March 7, 2009