By Marty Gangler
The Cubs could of really stuck a huger fork into the Redbirds this weekend with a sweep but it didn’t happen. Even so, the feathered foul from St Louis has been dipped in egg batter, rolled in a flour seasoning mixture and is about to be thrown into the fryer. But looking at this team, you have to wonder how they’ve stuck around for so long. Most commentators give credit to the supposed genius of Tony LaRussa and his pitching coach/designated driver Dave Duncan. But are these two guys really that good? We here at The Cub Factor don’t think so and have a few theories as to why the Cardinals are better than they should be.
* Tony LaRussa went down to the Crossroads.
* LaRussa and Duncan are managing on HGH.
* A series of specially placed mirrors shrouded in smoke.
* Old-time hockey.
* Pitchers going through Tommy John surgery are actually given Tommy John’s arms.
Posted on August 11, 2008