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Obama Drama: The Race Speech

By Regan Crisp

Between Tony Rezko and Jeremiah Wright, the Obama camp has fallen into an embarrassing place lately. Caught early in the morning without their makeup on, as it were. Last Tuesday, Obama sought to fix that problem by inviting the media into a press conference, sitting them down, and essentially rubbing their own fodder in their faces.
Race has been a main issue in the candidate’s campaign, though he has tried to distance himself from the subject, hoping perhaps that no one would notice that he isn’t an old white man like our presidents have always been. Well, somewhere along the line someone leaked that juicy bit of gossip, so the secret’s out.

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Posted on March 24, 2008

Dear Illinois Works Coalition

By Chicago Metropolis 2020

Chicago Metropolis 2020 has sent a letter to the members of the Illinois Works Coalition, established by the Governor. In it, our Chairman and President encourage its members to think comprehensively about long-term State needs for capital investment, improve the capital planning process and asking its members to think about the size of a program.
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The Honorable Glendal William Poshard
President
Southern Illinois University
Carbondale, IL 62901
Dear President Poshard:
Congratulations on your appointment to the Governor’s Illinois Works Coalition.
Analyzing the state’s infrastructure needs, setting clear objectives and priorities for expenditures, and finding reliable revenue sources are all important tasks. We commend you for taking on this assignment.
As you execute your responsibilities, there are three points that we ask you to keep in mind.

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Posted on March 21, 2008

Not In Grant Park

By Save Grant Park

Opponents of building a 100,000-square-foot children’s museum in Grant Park are calling on Mayor Daley, the City Council and the Chicago Children’s Museum to solicit public input on 24 alternative sites recently unveiled by Alderman Brendan Reilly (42nd), as well as seek additional recommendations from the public.
Save Grant Park, a citywide grassroots group, says Reilly’s list contains many viable sites in downtown, but it would be unfair for the City Council to dismiss locations in other parts of the city without giving them full consideration.
Reilly’s list of 24 alternative sites is based on recommendations from citizens across the city. It includes several downtown locations, including expanding the museum’s current home at Navy Pier, as well as Northerly Island and the Museum Campus. Reilly’s list also includes a number of sites outside of downtown Chicago, including Hyde Park, Logan Square, Garfield Park and Bronzeville.

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Posted on March 20, 2008

The [Rezko] Papers

By Steve Rhodes

UPDATE MARCH 19
We learned a little bit more about Barack Obama’s meetings with the city’s editorial boards to discuss Tony Rezko on Chicago Tonight Monday night. Carol Marin moderated. The panel: Investigative reporter David Jackson and deputy editorial page editor John McCormick from the Tribune and reporter Chris Fusco and editorial writer Deborah Douglas from the Sun-Times. Let’s take a look.
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(Direct quotes will be in quote marks; the rest is from my notes but pretty close to verbatim.)
MARIN: Why did Obama do this now?
JACKSON: The Tribune “was preparing to run a story in Sunday’s paper that listed the unanswered questions.”
FUSCO: The Sun-Times has been asking questions since November 2006. How much money has Tony Rezko raised for you? When the Obama campaign said $50,000 to $60,000, “you just sit there and realize, that cannot be right.”

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Posted on March 19, 2008

McCain vs. McRib

By The Beachwood McRib Affairs Desk

An epic battle.
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McCain: Tougher than crap
McRib: Crap
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McCain: McCrazy
McRib: McCrazy to eat
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McCain: Five years of captivity
McRib: Five years of inventory

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Posted on March 18, 2008

Blago vs. Spitzer

By The Beachwood Heads of State Affairs Desk

A gubernatorial death match.
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Spitzer: Client 9
Blago: Public Official A
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Spitzer: Cheats on wife
Blago: Cheats with wife
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Spitzer: Spends money on blowjobs
Blago: Takes money for state jobs

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Posted on March 13, 2008

Paging Client 10

By The Beachwood Flight Safety Affairs Desk

“Please oh please, scandal gods, let ‘Client 10’ be someone famous and in need of a take-down.
“Client 10 is Chicago’s own link to the Eliot Spitzer debacle. Turns out someone wanted to transport prostitute “Chrissy” from LA to Chicago, and he paid for her ticket and everything. (A flight from LAX to O’Hare for $482.98. Not a great price. That’s what you get for using Orbitz instead of Kayak, Client 10.)
“So far, no one knows if Chrissy actually made the trip, but if she did, then our Client 10 violated the Mann Act. Among other things.”
Chicagoist’s Margaret Lyons
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“Clients 10 through 20 may now board.”
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“If you are traveling with men acting like small children, you may now board.”
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“Client 10 please pick up the white courtesy whore.”

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Posted on March 12, 2008

The Hispanic Dilemma

By Kiljoong Kim

Recently, a demographer filed a report for a Chicago suburban school district about its future enrollment projections. In it, he remarked that although the white population will remain as the dominant racial group in the district, the Hispanic population is projected to grow dramatically by 2011. This is to say there is a category of people characteristically and, to an extent, visibly different from white people just as we distinguish blacks, Asians, and Native Americans. But according to the United States Census Bureau, Hispanic Origin is not a racial category. In fact, the Bureau’s document specifically states that “the Hispanic percent should not be added to percentages for racial categories.” So why do so many people, including some experts, have such a hard time defining and understanding who Hispanics are?
The Census currently asks if you are of Hispanic Origin, to which one can answer yes or no. Based on this answer, combined with an answer on racial category, Hispanics can be subdivided into blacks, whites, Asians, Native Americans, Pacific Islanders, and Some Other Race, just as non-Hispanics are presented with the same set of categories. This arbitrary exercise attempts to recognize the diversity of Hispanic populations using an American context of race. Hispanic Origin most typically refers to those from Mexico, Puerto Rico, Cuba, and Central or South America. But this group also includes Spaniards and Filipinos who speak Spanish. Having lived under the racial dichotomy of black and white for most of its history, U.S. society has struggled with groups that do not fit into those two categories. Now that the percentage of Hispanics (14.8% in 2006) exceeds that of blacks (12.4%) as the largest racial/ethnic minority, it is time to be aware of proper classifications.

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Posted on March 10, 2008

It’s 3 A.M.

By The Beachwood Red Phone Affairs Desk

Hillary Clinton’s “3 a.m.” TV commercial was so successful that Beachwood Labs has offering the following as sequels.
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It’s 3 a.m. The phone rings. Your calls are important to us and will be answered in the order they are received.
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It’s 3 a.m. The phone rings. It’s for Hugh. Hugh Jass.
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It’s 3 a.m. The phone rings. The red phone. Two large pepperonis and a 10-piece order of chicken wings are on the way. Because you work at Domino’s.
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It’s 3 a.m. The phone rings. It’s Karl Rove. He wants his phone back.

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Posted on March 5, 2008

Trade And Tony

By Steve Rhodes

Is Barack Obama a liar?
Well, consider the two issues troubling him this week: Tony Rezko and NAFTA.
Let’s take NAFTA first.
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“The denials were sweeping when Senator Barack Obama’s campaign mobilized last week to refute a report that a senior official had given back-channel reassurances to Canada soft-pedaling Mr. Obama’s tough talk on Nafta,” the New York Times reports.
“While campaigning in Ohio, Mr. Obama has harshly criticized the North American Free Trade Agreement, which many Ohioans blame for an exodus of jobs. He agreed last week at a debate with Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton that the United States should consider leaving the pact if it could not be renegotiated.
“On Monday, a memorandum surfaced, obtained by The Associated Press, showing that Austan D. Goolsbee, a professor of economics at the University of Chicago who is Mr. Obama’s senior economic policy adviser, met officials last month at the Canadian consulate in Chicago.
“According to the writer of the memorandum, Joseph De Mora, a political and economic affairs consular officer, Professor Goolsbee assured them that Mr. Obama’s protectionist stand on the trail was ‘more reflective of political maneuvering than policy.’
“It also said the professor had assured the Canadians that Mr. Obama’s language ‘should be viewed as more about political positioning than a clear articulation of policy plans.'”
Well, then.

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Posted on March 4, 2008