By Eric Emery
For the third consecutive year, the Emery household shall host a Super Bowl party. I haven’t handed out questionnaires after each party, but I’m confident that the first two were major successes. And that’s not just because of the results of the games (Steelers won, Bears lost). I take great effort to provide a full interactive experience for my guests. It’s more than having a good TV and ample beer supply. It’s the little things that help make the party successful. Here are my keys to a successful Super Bowl party.
1. Divide the room according to allegiance. Give duties and gifts to each side:
* New York fans required to make 9/11 comments at every possible opportunity. New England fans required to recall various occasions meeting the Kennedys.
* New England fans get help pawking their caws. New York fans get help stealing those cars.
* New York fans receive pre-game phone call from Phil Simms. New England fans receives pre-game phone call from Steve Grogan.
* After each touchdown, the scored-upon side must remind their rivals that their hockey, basketball, baseball, WNBA, and soccer teams still suck.
Posted on January 31, 2008