By Eric Emery
With the Christmas season (almost) mercifully behind us, I have an observation: As ridiculous as the NFL hype machine seems to be, the Christmas season makes the NFL look like a tea party with your Aunt Mildred. Gladly Christmas isn’t more like the NFL, because it would look a lot like this:
* Peyton Manning in even more commercials, and also appearing as Santa at your local mall.
* The news measures the health of the economy by finding out how many hot dogs were purchased at the last New York Giants home game.
* The “All-Christmas” radio station changes to “All NFL carols.” The station plays Gloria Estefan signing the favorite “Hark! The Drunken Packers Sing (Glory to the Newborn Favre)”
* Minute-by-minute coverage of Week 17’s action starts in late November.
Posted on December 27, 2007