By Eric Emery
I’m not into reality TV as a whole, but there is one can’t-miss show in the Emery household: The Amazing Race. This show represents quintessential American ugliness at its best: Americans push locals into doing their bidding, harass customer service people to get what they want, breeze through a foreign culture in 24 hours, and partake of activities on a superficial level while believing their behavior is nearly spiritual.
What if we brought a similar brand of reality TV to the NFL? Let’s take a look.
* Rex Grossman tapes his testimonial saying he “totally cannot believe Olin Kreutz didn’t get him the snap.”
* Before scoring a TD, a player has to eat six fish eyes and call his agent on a Bluetooth.
* Running backs are required to balance a pot on their helmet. And play behind the Bears offensive line.
Posted on November 29, 2007