By Steve Rhodes
1. The Onion was right.
2. Baker stinks.
3. In its Dusty Baker entry, Wikipedia includes these frequent criticisms of the embattled Cubs manager:
* Overuse of starting pitchers, possibly leading to short-term and chronic injury (see: Mark Prior, Kerry Wood, Russ Ortiz).
* Handling rookie players poorly, putting them in positions to fail or unfairly passing them over in favor of older players.
* Ignoring statistics when filling out the lineups. For example, in a good portion of 2005 he put Corey Patterson and Neifi Perez in the top of the batting order, despite having two of the worst on base percentages on the team.
* Lacking focus
* Earning the nickname “double switch dusty” Baker often overlooks that a pinch hitter doesn’t need to be placed in the field.
* Baker almost never comes out of the dugout to back up a ballplayer on a disputed call.
4. Dusty Baker is apparently still hawking a “You Can Teach Hitting” product line. The site still has video of one of his more successful students, Corey Patterson, on it.
5. Dusty Baker likened to former FEMA director.
Posted on May 15, 2006