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Don't Let A Pet Drug Overdose Ruin The Holidays

By Pet Poison Helpline

Many diligent animal lovers "pet proof" their homes, making sure medications and other potential toxins are out of reach of inquisitive snouts.

This time of year, however, those same people welcome guests into their homes, or take their pets with them when they visit friends and relatives for the holidays. These unexpected guests may be exciting to pets and family alike, but their medications - even over-the-counter supplements - can be deadly to your four-legged household members. In fact, they could also pose a threat to any children and other vulnerable people living in the home.

Continue reading "Don't Let A Pet Drug Overdose Ruin The Holidays" »
Posted on November 20, 2021

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
Continue reading "Cab #1555" »
Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
Continue reading "Open Letter" »
Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Don't Let A Pet Drug Overdose Ruin The Holidays

By Pet Poison Helpline
This isn't a hypothetical warning - just ask Jasper the 11-year-old Bichon Frise who decided to investigate a visiting friend's ice chest.

Posted on November 20, 2021

Do You Have What It Takes To Be Named Cheese Board Champion By The State of Cheese?

By Dairy Farmers of Wisconsin
With over 25 prizes up for grabs, there is more than just a year's worth of cheese on the line.

Posted on November 4, 2021

Recall! Schaumburg's DiGiorno Crispy Pan Crust Pizza

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
Fourteen tons!

Posted on September 27, 2021

Reminder: Haunted Houses In Illinois Need Permits

By The State of Illinois
"While people enjoy being scared at haunted houses, they need to be able to safely escape in case of an emergency to avoid a real nightmarish scenario."

Posted on September 26, 2021

Recall! SAS Beef & Chicken Empanada

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
They were produced without the benefit of federal inspection and bearing a label with a false USDA mark of inspection.

Posted on September 13, 2021

All The Styles

By Steve Rhodes
Not just Old.

Posted on October 11, 2021

Nine Illinois Preservation Projects Honored

By Landmarks Illinois
"Our 2021 award-winning projects are models for what preservation can and should be: the creative, inclusive and sustainable reuse of our built environment promoting local job creation and community-driven economic development."

Posted on September 2, 2021

White Castle Inducts 13 More Cravers

By White Castle
Russ Maziarka was "raised on the Crave" in suburban Chicago.

Posted on August 26, 2021

100 Women Who Built Illinois

By Landmarks Illinois
A new database calls attention to the women who helped to create places that today are cherished by communities and property owners across Illinois; yet many remain unprotected without local landmark status or lack National Register designation that would provide opportunities for important financial preservation incentives.

Posted on August 18, 2021

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