By Steve Rhodes
And broadcast buffoons.
Dumb-dumb journalism: “Express how you’re feeling right now.” Well, I just won the fucking Stanley Cup, how do you think I’m feeling?
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Stanley Cup reportedly granted asylum in Chicago. #blackhawks
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Coincidentally, #Blackhawks win Stanley Cup on same night Wrigleyville holds its Douchebag Parade. #chicago
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Love sports, hate jock culture. MT @nbcchicago: Wrigleyville #hawks fans bust barricades, take over Clark St. http://t.co/8WN0gVx5Le
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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ABC7’s Chuck Goudie: “Chicago police have decided to retake Clark Street . . . rocks and bottles thrown at police.”
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Being assigned to “interview” #Blackhawks revelers tonight has to be one of the worst “reporting” assignments of all-time. Hardly necessary.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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If Wrigleyville bro-down ends up meeting the Wicker Park bro-off or the Logan Square bro-storm, we could be looking at a perfect bro-derecho
— Aaron Cynic (@aaroncynic) June 25, 2013
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Rahm reportedly schedules #Blackhawks parade for Friday in downtown Wilmette. Invite-only.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Wrigleyville #Blackhawks revelers throwing beer cups at police horses. Phil Rogers just called them “demonstrators.” #chicago
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Occupy Wrigleyville issuing its demands: More beer, more Dave Matthews Band, more khaki, more bros, more entitlement . . . or else. #chicago
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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NATO and Occupy protestors never threw beer at police officers or their horses. Just sayin’ . . .
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Phil Rogers, NBC5: ‘Repeated barrages of bottles and beer cans aimed at heads of police officers and horses.’ #chicago #blackhawks
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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Chicago police now say that the Stanley Cup revellers who filled Wrigleyville’s streets last night wore nearly 350 gallons of Ax Body Spray.
— Matt Farmer (@mifarmer) June 25, 2013
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On Willow. Missed his bed by quite a few. pic.twitter.com/HAvjRyJGkk
— Scott Waguespack (@ward32chicago) June 25, 2013
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After talking to bar owners & suppliers we can safely say that more Malört was consumed on June 24th, 2013 than any day in history. Period.
— Jeppsons Malört (@JeppsonsMalort) June 25, 2013
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Next on Syfy: “MegaBro vs. MegaShark.” #iwish #ifthesharkwouldtotallywin
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) June 25, 2013
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“Maybe if Blackhawks fans had parents who cared, Wrigleyville would not be full of broken glass” – Dave C, Wauconda
— Kenzo Shibata (@KenzoShibata) June 25, 2013
Posted on June 25, 2013