By The Beachwood Heads of State Affairs Desk
A gubernatorial death match.
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Spitzer: Client 9
Blago: Public Official A
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Spitzer: Cheats on wife
Blago: Cheats with wife
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Spitzer: Spends money on blowjobs
Blago: Takes money for state jobs
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Spitzer: Does business with whores
Blago: Does business with whores
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Spitzer: Secret affair with Chrissy
Blago: Secret affairs with Tony
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Spitzer: Has testicular virility issues
Blago: Has testicular virility issues
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Blago: Governs by press release
Spitzer: “Governs” by “early release”
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Spitzer: Doesn’t finish out term because of scandal
Blago: Doesn’t finish out term because of scandal
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– Rick Kaempfer, Eric Emery, Steve Rhodes
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READER SUBMISSIONS
From Spencer Maus:
Spitzer: Pays to get screwed.
Blago: Gets paid to screw us.
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See also:
* Paging Client 10
* Oprah vs. Obama
* Lincoln vs. Obama
* Chicago 2016 vs. Baghdad 2016
* Tank vs. Troutman
* James Brown vs. Gerald Ford
* Hester vs. Hastert
Posted on March 13, 2008