Vies For All-Star Start With 0 Wins
The Cubs should thank their lucky stars for Twitter, because without it watching this wretched mess would be unbearable.
To wit:
Samardzija bobblehead just became sentient; attacking all other #Cubs bobbleheads.
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 21, 2014
@Cubfan66 @ldavis1800 @noradiva1 @beachwoodreport Uh oh. He’s got the letter opener. pic.twitter.com/2pCTn6hy7F
— Berries Verified (@soulberries) May 21, 2014
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Jeff Samardzija is never gonna win if he keeps giving up 0 runs a game. Gotta keep it in the negatives, dude. #Cubs
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 21, 2014
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Samardzija already stowing away on Yankees team plane. #Cubs
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 21, 2014
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Also, there goes the free-tacos-to-100-fans-if-Samardzija-wins promotion. #Cubs
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 21, 2014
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“@CarrieMuskat: Free baseball at Wrigley. #Cubs #Yankees” oh no, we are paying for it with our souls.
— marty gangler (@beachwoodmarty) May 21, 2014
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Now Samardzija won’t even get the subwin. #Cubs
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 21, 2014
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Jeff Samardzija’s last win was on August 24, 2013. From August 25 to now, 382 different pitchers have had at least one win.
— Christopher Kamka (@ckamka) May 21, 2014
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” He is the anti Cleveland Ping pong ball RT Buccigross: Jeff Samardzija (Cubs): winless in 10 starts despite 1.46 ERA” @DmitchinOnU
— Omar Gonzalez (@OmarGonz21) May 22, 2014
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Jeff Samardzija is now openly flirting with other teams. http://t.co/birser4zQL pic.twitter.com/cYKYeYHIA9”
— TomLoxas (@TomLoxas) May 22, 2014
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Oldie But Goodie: Samardzija demands must-trade contract. #Cubs
— Beachwood Reporter (@BeachwoodReport) May 21, 2014
Posted on May 22, 2014