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What I Watched Last Night: Columbo, Sort Of

By Tim Willette and Steve Rhodes
20 tweets in - nothing about Columbo.

Posted on July 11, 2017

What I Watched Last Night: Aaron Spelling, Aaron Sorkin, The Love Boat, The Rockford Files, M*A*S*H, Cheers, Falcone, Kolchak, Road House

By Steve Rhodes
Plus: The Voluntary Human Extinction Movement.

Posted on July 3, 2017

What I Watched Last Night: Blades Of Bad-Assery

By Scott Buckner
Given my total lack of aptitude for anything involving tools, I'm always interested in seeing how true craftsmen end up manufacturing awesome shit out of basically nothing.

Posted on October 26, 2016

What I Watched Last Night: The Commercial Bowl

By Scott Buckner
So now we're basically reduced to an audience of eleventy billion people waiting to see if Snickers' ad agency can top last year's spot.

Posted on February 8, 2016

What I Watched Last Night: Nothing

By Scott Buckner
I'm talking about total weeks-long deprivation of something fundamentally basic in your life

Posted on September 20, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Ruby Ridge

By Steve Rhodes
Crossing paths with William Shatner, a Bible and two bullets.

Posted on September 7, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Food, Inc.

By Scott Buckner
I know anything off a Wendy's dollar menu is cheaper and tastier than a whole head of lettuce, and takes no prep time; I also know that's why so many of us have become lard-assed Type II diabetics.

Posted on April 30, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: America's Worst Driver in Chicago

By Pat Bataillon
This is the part the made me laugh out loud. When the monster truck ran over her car.

Posted on March 31, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Undercover Boss (Churchill Downs Inc./Arlington Park)

By Thomas Chambers
Does anybody really believe things will get substantially better for the people upon whose backs these companies profit?

Posted on March 18, 2010

What I Watched Last Night

By Scott Buckner
Olympic closing ceremonies vs. The Marriage Ref.

Posted on March 1, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Berserk!

By Scott Buckner
Had the hairdo been cinched any tighter, her skull would have burst through its skin.

Posted on February 16, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Kitchen Nightmares

By Scott Buckner
The crown jewel, Ramsay proudly announces, is that the raw bar has become a milkshake bar!

Posted on February 4, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: Conan As Jesus

By Pat Bataillon
Wandering in the land of Leno.

Posted on January 22, 2010

What I Watched Last Night: The Last Picture Show

Christ, even the town's make-out lake is a desolate mud flat.

Posted on December 17, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

I'm not hard to entertain, but c'mon - Ray Liotta making a pie?

Posted on September 11, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

If The Bachelor is any guide, nobody's going to be living happily ever after.

Posted on July 30, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

I'm not saying I'm brighter than the average street criminal, but there are 12 very important Lessons For Dummies I've learned from watching Cops that I'll forever carry with me.

Posted on July 28, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

The best gasket-blowin' meat-throwin' trash can kickin' bitch-slappin' verbal abuse on TV.

Posted on July 24, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

In the whole history of Cheaters, I've never seen anything more remarkable than Tanina being caught in mid-swing of her riding crop and Joe in the unenviable position of being handcuffed and wearing a leather hood.

Posted on July 13, 2009

What I Watched Last Night

People really ain't that stupid if you just quit giving them shit to get stupid on.

Posted on July 1, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Bungle In The Jungle

Honorable mention to the guy who stuck a huge meat hook and a boat anchor through his nose and then power-drilled his nostril.

Posted on June 26, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Patti Blago

Rollin' down the river.

Posted on June 2, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Vortex 2

So with that I decided that while they're watching for tornadoes, somebody should be watching them.

Posted on May 14, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Jockeys Joke

By Thomas Chambers
Jockeys jumps the shark, the gate, and the facts.

Posted on March 20, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Jockeys Gets Sudsy

By Thomas Chambers
The best scene of the series didn't include any of our jockeys or their sordid stories.

Posted on March 13, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Universal Sports And The Digital Conversion

By Scott Buckner
A welcome development for anyone with a lot of useless UHF channels because you don't speak Spanish or Korean.

Posted on March 2, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Jockeys

Jimmy the Hat does have nice hats. Plus, the brat of the pack and what happens when you ride together and sleep together.

Posted on February 25, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Burris Blather

By Steve Rhodes
A message massager tries to rescue Roland.

Posted on February 20, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: Mystery Raoul Theater

By Steve Rhodes
The lameness of Kwame Raoul, Obama's replacement in the state senate.

Posted on February 18, 2009

What I Watched Last Night: More Mystery Burris Theater

By Steve Rhodes
A Chicago Tonight panel leaves us wondering if two out of three ain't bad.

Posted on February 17, 2009

MUSIC - Song Of The Moment: Alabama.
TV - Media Consolidation To Get Even Worse.
POLITICS - Offshore Leaks Database.
SPORTS - Beachwood Radio: Broken Bears; Cubs' 7-Year Itch.

BOOKS - Inside The Book Of The Dead.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Lakes, Cheese & You.


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