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Let's Call The Crosstown Off

The Sox wear Black 'n White,
The Cubbies wear Blue
They have Fookodome,
Ozzie says Fookoyou

Black 'n white, Cubby Blue, Fookodome, Fookoyou
Let's call the Crosstown off!

Let's Call The Crosstown Off

In 2005 the champagne tasted great
The Cubs ain't won nothing since 1908
Champions, World Series, Losers, curse theories
Let's call the Crosstown off!

D-Lee! We must call the Crosstown off
While we're in first
Crede! This Elevated Series will show us who is worse

Cubs had Bartman,
The Sox had the Ligues,
Wrigley's like a happy hour,
The Cell can't fill it's seats.

For if we beat each other
Our first place clubs will falter
Let's call the Crosstown off!
Let's call the Crosstown off!

The Cubs have Kerry Wood, The Sox have Bobby Jenks
Zambrano's throwing coolers, Buerhle's in the tank

Kerry, Bobby, Head Case, Where's Thome?
Let's call the Crosstown off

Murphy's on the Northside, Jimbo's on the South
Pinella's got a big belly, Ozzie a big mouth

Lou's eating in the city, Guillen needs sensitivity
Let's call the Crosstown off!

Marmol! We must call the Crosstown off,
While we're both in first
Pablo! This interleague series will show us who is worse

Cubs play at Wrigley, The Sox play at the Cell
Ozzie plays a crazy Mexican, Lou gives the umpires hell

They're both just like each other
Ron Santo yells "Oh Brother"
So let's call the Crosstown off
Let's call the Crosstown off . . .

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See also:
* The Crosstown Classic Crucible

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More Beachwood Sports Audio:
* The 12 Days of Cubness
* Louklahoma & Ozziecabana
* The Hester Man Can!
* Dusty Must Get Fired

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More Beachwood Sports Video:
* 99 Years Of Cubs Losses
* Cubs Fans: Please Stop Believin'
* Go Blame It On Steve Bartman

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