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QT: End Of The Line

Editor's Note
A quick take.

Posted on March 13, 2013

QT: Jeb & The Job Creators

By Zay N. Smith
Reverse evolution.

Posted on March 11, 2013

QT: Brief Recess

By Zay N. Smith
Will return on Monday.

Posted on March 8, 2013

QT: Location, Location, Location

By Zay N. Smith
Kabul vs. Wall Street.

Posted on March 6, 2013

QT: Reversals Of Fortune

By Zay N. Smith
Goldman Sachs and Obama's dumb sequester.

Posted on March 4, 2013

QT: A Matter Of Opinion

By Zay N. Smith
Americans are evenly divided about unity.

Posted on March 1, 2013

QT: In What May Be A Coincidence. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
The federal budget sequester will start on National Self-Injury Awareness Day.

Posted on February 27, 2013

QT: Budget Crisis Countdown Update

By Zay N. Smith
Corporate jets are people too.

Posted on February 25, 2013

QT: No Business Like Show Business

By Zay N. Smith
Hyenas and scrod.

Posted on February 22, 2013

QT: Meanwhile, In Other News. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
Kim Kardashian vs. the bubble.

Posted on February 20, 2013

QT: Asteroids Afoot

By Zay N. Smith
With an asterisk.

Posted on February 18, 2013

QT: Water, Water, Everywhere

By Zay N. Smith
Rubio, Nugent and Frankenstein.

Posted on February 15, 2013

QT: Pandering Has Its Limits

By Zay N. Smith
Beware the ides of National Return Shopping Carts To The Supermarket Month.

Posted on February 13, 2013

QT: Exhibition Accomplished

By Zay N. Smith
Drone brothers-in-chief.

Posted on February 11, 2013

QT: Tender Moments

By Zay N. Smith
Ayn Rand, Al Gore, Ray LaHood.

Posted on February 8, 2013

QT Will Return. . .

By Zay N. Smith
Events intervene.

Posted on February 6, 2013

QT: A Failing Grade

By Zay N. Smith
Spider Monkey America.

Posted on February 4, 2013


By Zay N. Smith
God and Facebook.

Posted on February 1, 2013

QT: Semper Shy

By Zay N. Smith
Add Marines to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.

Posted on January 30, 2013

QT: Another Precinct Heard From

By Zay N. Smith
Stupid is as stupid does.

Posted on January 28, 2013

QT: An Alarming RVIII?

By Zay N. Smith
Low bar, everybody down.

Posted on January 25, 2013

QT: A Slip Of The Tongue

By Zay N. Smith
A suspicious pear lurking in the area.

Posted on January 23, 2013

QT: But It Was Done His Way

By Zay N. Smith
Obama, metal hips and MLK.

Posted on January 21, 2013

QT: Rules Are Rules

By Zay N. Smith
Happy National Gun Appreciation Day Eve.

Posted on January 18, 2013

QT: The Least We Can Do

By Zay N. Smith
A new era in veterans affairs.

Posted on January 16, 2013

QT: Cheer Up, The Universe Isn't Everything

By Zay N. Smith
We'll find another one.

Posted on January 14, 2013

QT: The Several-Party System

By Zay N. Smith
We better make for the door if the ceiling is already on the table.

Posted on January 11, 2013

QT: And The Winner Is. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
Chicago's Big Ten team.

Posted on January 9, 2013

QT: Notes From Backward Cultures

By Zay N. Smith
Fourteen days remain until National Hugging Day.

Posted on January 7, 2013

QT: Wring Out The Old, Ring In The New

By Zay N. Smith
We must be having more fun than we thought.

Posted on December 31, 2012

QT: On The Third And Fourth Days Of Christmas. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
And a New Year after that.

Posted on December 24, 2012

QT: Chicagoans Ask: Where's Mayan?

By Zay N. Smith
Something is up.

Posted on December 21, 2012

QT Will Return. . .

By Zay N. Smith
. . . Friday.

Posted on December 19, 2012

QT: A Wingnut And A Prayer

By Zay N. Smith
Three 9/11s a year.

Posted on December 17, 2012

QT: Taliban Has Its Say

By Zay N. Smith
Plus: Kate Hudson vs. the U.S. Air Force.

Posted on December 14, 2012

QT: Don't Worry, Be Happy

By Zay N. Smith
See what happens when we elect a Republican president?

Posted on December 12, 2012

QT: But When Will He Tweet?

By Zay N. Smith
The Pope vs. Justin Bieber and the Mayans.

Posted on December 10, 2012

QT: A Rose Bowl By Any Other Name. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
Bait and Switch.

Posted on December 7, 2012

QT: Or Think Of The Cliff As A Bluff

By Zay N. Smith
We're losing control of our metaphors.

Posted on December 5, 2012

QT: Different Desecrations For Different Folks

By Zay N. Smith
Die Hard with a Lethal Weapon.

Posted on December 3, 2012

QT: Or Try Ezekiel 23:19-20

By Zay N. Smith
We've got a situation here.

Posted on November 30, 2012

QT: Not With A Bang But A Tweet

By Zay N. Smith
The Dark Ages redux.

Posted on November 28, 2012

QT: Can't You Feel It In The Air?

By Zay N. Smith
Add ends of the world to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.

Posted on November 26, 2012

QT: Happy Thanksgiving. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
See you Monday.

Posted on November 23, 2012

QT: Time For The Party (Of The First Part)

By Zay N. Smith
Pass the PETA bread.

Posted on November 21, 2012

QT: On The 36th Day Before The 12 Days Of Christmas

By Zay N. Smith
And one department store chain has emerged as a (relative) hero.

Posted on November 19, 2012

QT: Much Adieu About Nothing

By Zay N. Smith
The system, on occasion, works a little.

Posted on November 16, 2012

QT: Move Along, Nothing To See Here. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
Add Justin Bieber, Donald Trump and Australian cockroaches to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.

Posted on November 14, 2012

QT: While Those Who Served Stand and Wait. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Posted on November 12, 2012

QT: Unfinished Business

By Zay N. Smith
Modern getaways.

Posted on November 9, 2012

QT: It's All Over Now

By Zay N. Smith
One Thousand Four Hundred Sixty-Three days to go.

Posted on November 7, 2012

QT: Election Special

By Zay N. Smith
A 10-state campaign nip to tuck.

Posted on November 5, 2012

QT: Have We Seen Sandy's Birth Certificate?

By Zay N. Smith
Pots, kettles and other kitchenware in the news.

Posted on November 2, 2012

QT: Hurricanes Are People, Too

By Zay N. Smith
Also, ironic.

Posted on October 31, 2012

QT: Just Trying To Be Efficient

By Zay N. Smith
Meat Loaf vs. Axl Rose.

Posted on October 29, 2012

QT: Guess It Doesn't Take Much. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
Add strongest nations on Earth to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.

Posted on October 26, 2012

QT: Nearing The Finish Line

By Zay N. Smith
Rebutting is not refuting.

Posted on October 24, 2012

QT: Innovations In Fact-Checking

By Zay N. Smith
Today's Birthdays: Xerography, 74; Xerography, 74.

Posted on October 22, 2012

QT: And A Closed Window Is A Draft Deferment

By Zay N. Smith
And QT knows a back alley where you can pick up a few Advent calendars.

Posted on October 19, 2012

QT: Plus Another 16,000 Words Or So

By Zay N. Smith
Add hugeness to the list of things that aren't what they used to be.

Posted on October 17, 2012

QT: Abe 2.0

By Zay N. Smith
Fooling enough of the people enough of the time.

Posted on October 15, 2012

QT: Great Expectations

By Zay N. Smith
Should we call it a draw?

Posted on October 12, 2012

QT: Like A Bad Penny. . . .

By Zay N. Smith
NFL player concussions through the season's fourth week: XXXIX.

Posted on October 10, 2012

MUSIC - Chief Keef Changed The Industry.
TV - Vizio's Best Product Is You.
POLITICS - UIC: Soda Taxes Work.
SPORTS - More McCaskey Malpractice.

BOOKS - All About Poop.


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