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Beachwood Photo Booth: 20th Century Schizoid Man

By Helene Smith
A classic touch.

Posted on January 30, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 8: Zero Is The Target

By Natasha Julius
An invitation to revisit some of the darkest thoughts that possessed me in the early stages of this ordeal.

Posted on January 29, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 7: Like A Pelvic Game Of Asteroids

By Natasha Julius
Pathologists be pathologizing.

Posted on January 28, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 6: The Garage Doors Of Fresno

By Natasha Julius
I was told I should feel myself again "by Monday." To be fair, my caregivers did not specify which Monday.

Posted on January 27, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 5: D&Cs Suck

By Natasha Julius
I felt like I had been on 17 consecutive roller coasters. Also, my body was about 25% larger than I was expecting it to be.

Posted on January 26, 2015

Chicagoetry: Chicago

By J.J. Tindall
I am an oligarchy / Of letters and laws, / Bettors, debtors / And broken jaws.

Posted on January 24, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Cubs Rehab

By Helene Smith
If only.

Posted on January 23, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 4: Mommy, What Does Bupkes Mean?

By Natasha Julius
When preparing for surgery, the best thing you can do is explain it to a four-year-old.

Posted on January 22, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 3: Remember The Challenger

By Natasha Julius
Would you wait for the signal to die out slowly, hoping the nuisance never rises to the level of a second disaster? Or would you launch an expedition to find that rogue chunk and deactivate it?

Posted on January 21, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 2: Firing Squad Or Hemlock?

By Natasha Julius
No one wants to poison themselves, but at least you know you won't miss.

Posted on January 20, 2015

Diary Of A Lost Pregnancy, Part 1: No Fetal Heartbeat

By Natasha Julius
There are three possibilities for how the pregnancy ultimately will end.

Posted on January 19, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Horner Park Hot Dogs

By Helene Smith
Window service.

Posted on January 16, 2015

Uber Uber Alles

Extending The Model
Uber Undertaker - Why pay for a coffin? We dump the body in the river.

Posted on January 14, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Svengoolie

By Helene Smith
On TV.

Posted on January 9, 2015

Winter Won't Stop the Dane County Farmers' Market

By Nikki Lenart with Bill Lubing/Market Manager
The largest producer-only market in the country, offering the highest quality products of Wisconsin.

Posted on January 8, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Dali Logan

By Helene Smith
Murreality.

Posted on January 3, 2015

Chicago Nuke Attack Planned For 2015

By Alex Jones
Alex Jones talks with Infowars reporter Paul Joseph Watson about the latest news from famed hacker Guccifer, he claims there is a nuclear attack planned for Chicago in 2015.

Posted on January 1, 2015

MUSIC - Our Aretha.
TV - Tribune: Sinclair Blew Sure Thing.
POLITICS - Dems Fake FCC Oversight.
SPORTS - The Ex-Cub Factor.

BOOKS - Trying To Prove God Exists.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Foxconn Flooding Alert.


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