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The Week in WTF

By David Rutter
There are no slow news days in Chicago; only slow newspapers.

Posted on December 31, 2010

Chicagoetry: I Wanna Paint Really Cool Murals, Man

By J.J. Tindall
Elephants and sausages.

Posted on December 27, 2010

The Week in WTF

By David Rutter
Rahm is in, Meeks is out, Ryan is in and the FOP is out of their minds.

Posted on December 24, 2010

I Am A Security Guard: 10 Degrees And Topless

By Jerome Haller
She wore blue corduroy pants - and nothing else.

Posted on December 23, 2010

How To Make A Christmas Wreath Balloon

By ChiTwist Chicago Balloon Twisting
With balloon candle!

Posted on December 20, 2010

The Week in WTF

By David Rutter
This week's clown car pulls up and out comes James Meeks and a bunch of lawyers.

Posted on December 17, 2010

I Am A Security Guard: Working Stiffs

By Jerome Haller
Although I don't like my job, the kindness of others has helped me to survive.

Posted on December 16, 2010

The Beachwood's 2010 Holiday Gift Guide

By Scott Buckner
Be a hero to the people you love - and hate.

Posted on December 15, 2010

The Chicago French Market: Neither Chicago, French or Marketable

By The Beachwood Market Economy Affairs Desk
Change the name and tweak the location.

Posted on December 13, 2010

The Week in WTF

By David Rutter
Tax liens, silverware and bed linens.

Posted on December 10, 2010

God 1, NU 0

By The Beachwood Evolutionist Conspiracy Desk
Materials science prof fails to duplicate one of God's creations.

Posted on December 9, 2010

Chicagoetry: Surfing to Byzantium

By J.J. Tindall
Getty in Byzantium, wailing on her Smart Phone.

Posted on December 7, 2010

20 Tweets: The Mix 101.9

From The Beachwood Tweet Deck
Shopping with Maroon 5 and Kid Rock

Posted on December 6, 2010

The Week in WTF

By David Rutter
Making Rahm seem sympathetic smells like a dirty trick.

Posted on December 3, 2010

The Rink at Wrigley

By Hockeysuperfan2008
They should've put it inside the ballpark.

Posted on December 2, 2010

MUSIC - Our Aretha.
TV - Tribune: Sinclair Blew Sure Thing.
POLITICS - Dems Fake FCC Oversight.
SPORTS - The Ex-Cub Factor.

BOOKS - Trying To Prove God Exists.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Foxconn Flooding Alert.


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