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I Am A Security Guard: Mistakes, I've Made A Few

By Jerome Haller
I've written about people who are quirky, obnoxious or just plain ignorant. This time, I acknowledge that I've been the idiot on several occasions.

Posted on April 29, 2010

Meet Chicago's Google Geeks

By The Beachwood Nerd Desk
Cooler than your workplace.

Posted on April 27, 2010

I Am A Security Guard: Why I Draw

By Jerome Haller
Ultimately, drawing does more than provide a means to pass the time. It gives me a survival tool. Unlike my uncle, I can't give it up.

Posted on April 26, 2010

The Curious Case Of Charles The Cat

By Steve Rhodes
Maybe the fourth most awesome cat ever.

Posted on April 23, 2010

Picture This

By Drew Adamek
Celebrity Wieners and Willie Nelson.

Posted on April 21, 2010

Chicagoetry: Rain of Light Clear as Christ

By J.J. Tindall
Dear God: can you imagine the sturm and drang?!

Posted on April 19, 2010

Hotel Hells Revealed

By Steve Rhodes
Yeah, they have a jacuzzi but it fits only one person. And it's by the Dumpster.

Posted on April 16, 2010

The Ford Fiesta Movement Is Back!

By The Beachwood Action Marketing Affairs Desk
Here we go again. Can you feel the buzz?

Posted on April 15, 2010

What Makes Hawaiian Air So Good

By The Beachwood Airline Review Board
Brady Family lookalikes on every flight.

Posted on April 14, 2010

The Wonders of Weather

By The Teaching Company
Sea Breezes and Santa Anas

Posted on April 13, 2010

What (Some) People Earn

By The Beachwood Salary Survey Affairs Desk
Just think how much Taylor Swift would make if she could sing in tune.

Posted on April 12, 2010

Things I Love About Being Married

By Drew Adamek
Having a date on national holidays rules. Plus, my wife is hot.

Posted on April 9, 2010

Chicago Anarchist Film Festival

By The Chicago Anarchist Film Festival
An open invitation to anarchists, anti-authoritarians, the anarcho-friendly and the anarcho-curious.

Posted on April 8, 2010

Meeting Up Now

By The Beachwood Meetup Affairs Desk
Chicagoland Cougars and Bored in Crest Hill.

Posted on April 7, 2010

Obama And Tea Party Heard Loud And Clear

By AmpliVox Sound Systems
If there is one thing both sides of the political spectrum can agree on it is that AmpliVox Sound Systems assure reliable communications.

Posted on April 1, 2010

MUSIC - Our Aretha.
TV - Tribune: Sinclair Blew Sure Thing.
POLITICS - Dems Fake FCC Oversight.
SPORTS - The Ex-Cub Factor.

BOOKS - Trying To Prove God Exists.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Foxconn Flooding Alert.


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