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Meeting Up Now

By The Beachwood Meetup Affairs Desk
Guerrilla Gardening and Chicago Super Happy Fun Time.

Posted on March 31, 2010

Things I Miss About Being Single

By Drew Adamek
Sweetheart, I saw the Rolling Stones in this shirt, that's why I am wearing it to your birthday dinner; it's a special occasion shirt, see.

Posted on March 30, 2010

Things I Miss About My Imprisoned Best Friend

By Drew Adamek
I miss being able to tell someone that the place was a total Lewis Ave, and having them understand what I was talking about.

Posted on March 29, 2010

Lists I'll Never Write

By Drew Adamek
Just because I can't publish these infantile lists, it doesn't mean that they don't exist.

Posted on March 26, 2010

At Your Service: St. Patty's Pizza

By Patty Hunter
I know that no matter what else is going on in my life, there will be hungry tourists waiting to tip me 10 percent.

Posted on March 25, 2010

Spring Song

By Pat Bataillon
Some of the other audible-but-not-visible neighbors bring the annual arrival of spring sex sounds.

Posted on March 24, 2010

Chicagoetry: Confession To The Future

By J.J. Tindall
I sold insurance on people's health, then prayed they'd die to spare my wealth.

Posted on March 23, 2010

Planting Pritzker Park

By Jeff Huebner
This is commercial space, meant to enhance revenue. (This is Chicago.) But here's the thing: Why not make this half-plaza a permanent free-speech zone, in honor of current mayor Richard M. Daley?

Posted on March 22, 2010

Lemme Get A Bite Of That

By Drew Adamek
A twisted tale of brotherly love.

Posted on March 18, 2010

Jobs For The Zombie Apocalypse

By Drew Adamek
An advanced degree in European film studies or Social Media Marketing isn't going to do me any good when the dead rise from their graves to feed upon the living.

Posted on March 17, 2010

The Worst Jobs I've Ever Had

By Drew Adamek
I've had jobs that left me scared for my life, angry at an unfair God and questioning whether humanity shouldn't just die in a nuclear holocaust. And for $4.15 an hour at that

Posted on March 16, 2010

Chicagoetry: Carl Sandburg and Marilyn Monroe

By J.J. Tindall
Gods often die this way.

Posted on March 15, 2010

Life's Little Victories

By Drew Adamek
Not asking for alot.

Posted on March 12, 2010

United #7002 / 6476 / 481

By Mike Luce
There was a rumor of "snack boxes" on #481 but they never materialized. Either that or I slept through them.

Posted on March 11, 2010

A List Of Reader Comments To Drew's Lists

By Drew Adamek
My father, my wife, my brother and the District of Columbia weigh in.

Posted on March 10, 2010

I Am A Security Guard: The Roaring 20s

By Jerome Haller
I resisted the urge to shove his face through the door. Instead, I called the police.

Posted on March 9, 2010

Delta #1972

By Mike Luce
My attendant didn't bat an eye when I paid for my bourbon-and-diet with a United Visa card.

Posted on March 8, 2010

Why I'm Glad I Don't Live In D.C. Anymore

By Drew Adamek
For starters, Manhattan prices for Rolling Meadows charm.

Posted on March 5, 2010

Why Milwaukee Rules

By Drew Adamek
Bands, drunks, sausages.

Posted on March 4, 2010

Goodbye, American Gothic People

By Steve Rhodes
A mesmerizing work moves on.

Posted on March 3, 2010

Cities I've Slept In

By Drew Adamek
I was afraid the boss was gonna make me pay for the room!

Posted on March 2, 2010

EPA's Secret Chocolate Documents Revealed!

By Steve Yaccino
Three years later, our FOIA request is fulfilled - except the one thing we wanted to know most.

Posted on March 1, 2010

MUSIC - Our Aretha.
TV - Tribune: Sinclair Blew Sure Thing.
POLITICS - Dems Fake FCC Oversight.
SPORTS - The Ex-Cub Factor.

BOOKS - Trying To Prove God Exists.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Foxconn Flooding Alert.


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