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Chicagoetry: Carnivale

By J.J. Tindall
I crave release from the heft of dreams.

Posted on June 29, 2009

Tuition Tales

How the University of Illinois will spend their extra money.

Posted on June 26, 2009

At Your Service: First Dates And Foot Massages

By Patty Hunter
It's not an accident we walk over and ask how everything is going while your mouth is full, then stand around until you answer

Posted on June 24, 2009

Celebrating Olympic Day

Our celebration is just a little different than the one Chicago 2016 has planned.

Posted on June 23, 2009

The Salad Bar Series: Sultan's Market

Unwrapped plastic tableware could make germaphobes uneasy.

Posted on June 22, 2009

The Five Dumbest Ideas Of The Week

By Stephanie B. Goldberg
Recession edition.

Posted on June 19, 2009

At Your Service: Tales From The Front

By Patty Hunter
Bloodied customers and foot fetishes.

Posted on June 17, 2009

Cab #2564

Silent Cal's Moondance.

Posted on June 15, 2009

The Five Dumbest Ideas Of The Week

By Stephanie B. Goldberg
This week's contestants include David Carradine, Simon Cowell, Zac Efron, the FDA, the Beanzawave, Bret Michaels, and possibly Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson.

Posted on June 12, 2009

At Your Service: Don't Be A Dick

By Patty Hunter
Chances are, the cook that night is a cokehead, the busser was hungover, your server hated your guts and the host warned everyone about what a pain you were.

Posted on June 10, 2009

20 Tweets: Billy Dec

Kickn it w/Paris Hilton, Mancow & Oprah.

Posted on June 8, 2009

The Five Dumbest Ideas Of The Week

By Stephanie B. Goldberg
Including Patti Blago, nuclear stockpiles, coke whore housewives and crunchberries.

Posted on June 5, 2009

The News From Pueblo: In Case Of Pain, Summer, Emergency

Be prepared, care of the federal government.

Posted on June 4, 2009

Chicagoetry: The Cloud Ulysses

By J.J. Tindall
Buried in Grant's Tomb. Living in Grant Park.

Posted on June 2, 2009

The Salad Bar Series: The Cafe

Attention Streeterville wage slaves!

Posted on June 1, 2009

MUSIC - Our Aretha.
TV - Tribune: Sinclair Blew Sure Thing.
POLITICS - Dems Fake FCC Oversight.
SPORTS - The Ex-Cub Factor.

BOOKS - Trying To Prove God Exists.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Foxconn Flooding Alert.


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