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Bum Knees, Bad Air, Burial Rites

The News From Pueblo  Colorado
The federal government is here to help. Really.

Posted on May 30, 2008

Torpedoed By Subway

By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Every sandwich tells a story.

Posted on May 29, 2008

The Importance Of Electing A Christian Vice President

By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Because none of the presidential candidates are true Christians.

Posted on May 27, 2008

Please Help This Man!

By The Beachwood Beloved Affairs Desk
May God Bless you as you assist me in carrying out my last wish.

Posted on May 24, 2008

Chicagoetry: Division Street: Two Americas

By J.J. Tindall
Cliche America straining to be both rich and hip.

Posted on May 21, 2008

Westward Ho!

Part Seven  Baseball   By Leigh Novak
The weekend the White Sox came to town.

Posted on May 20, 2008

Tribune's Wild Ride

By The Beachwood Amusement Park Affairs Desk
Becoming an amusement park.

Posted on May 15, 2008

Porn Again or Born Again?

By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Will we finally take back this country from the Internet flesh merchants?

Posted on May 14, 2008

Fermilab Funding Fracas

By The Beachwood Electromagnetism Affairs Desk
Magnets from Walgreens and lunch from Pizza Hut.

Posted on May 12, 2008

Is It Possible To Pray Without Ceasing?

By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Is it even possible?

Posted on May 9, 2008

$10/Gallon Gas Edging Closer

By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Favorite plays: Occidental Petroleum and the Apache Corp.

Posted on May 7, 2008

USA Motivation Needed

By The Special Guests Publicity Service
Elko, who has a Ph.D. in Education with an emphasis in Sports Counseling, knows his stuff.

Posted on May 6, 2008

Chicagoetry: My Silver Soul The Sea

By J.J. Tindall
Skyline of neon mausoleums. Olympian ghosts now loom.

Posted on May 5, 2008

Lost Feminist Finds Eternity

By The  Special Guests  Publicity Service
Also discovers Tennessee Ernie Ford and Jim Nabors.

Posted on May 2, 2008

Chicagoetry: Elegy For White Power

By J.J. Tindall
We have moralized cocaine.

Posted on May 1, 2008

MUSIC - Our Aretha.
TV - Tribune: Sinclair Blew Sure Thing.
POLITICS - Dems Fake FCC Oversight.
SPORTS - The Ex-Cub Factor.

BOOKS - Trying To Prove God Exists.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Foxconn Flooding Alert.


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