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Beachwood Photo Booth: Descending Darkly

By Helene Smith

Something wicked this way comes.

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Posted on March 24, 2017
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Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Beachwood Photo Booth: Descending Darkly

By Helene Smith
Something wicked this way comes.

Posted on March 24, 2017

Chicagoetry: Ray Rayner & Friends

By J.J. Tindall
A strange, somber man named Orion talked about hog futures and fertilizers.

Posted on March 22, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: A Jukebox Is Not A Democracy

By Helene Smith
House rules.

Posted on March 17, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: House Sitting

By Helene Smith
Good dog.

Posted on March 10, 2017

Chicagoetry: Ballistics Exonerate The Furies

By J.J. Tindall
Bullet spray from a passing Chevrolet?

Posted on March 6, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Red Lion, Red Hots

By Helene Smith
Anchor Bar.

Posted on March 3, 2017

The YouTube Reviews Are In | Arby's Chicago-Style Beef Dip

Arby's Still Exists And They've Got A New Sandwich
"Look at the box - it's professional."

Posted on March 2, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Bowling Night

By Helene Smith
On Grand Rapids' West Side.

Posted on February 24, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Old Glory

By Helene Smith
Now departing.

Posted on February 17, 2017

Chicagoetry: Lope

By J.J. Tindall
Only the dead have no regrets.

Posted on February 13, 2017

Beachwood Photo Booth: Lincoln's Cozy Corner

By Helene Smith
History and eggs.

Posted on February 10, 2017

Amid A Boom, Wisconsin Cranberry Growers Look To Future Markets

By Scott Gordon/WisContext
No state challenges Wisconsin's dominance in United States cranberry production - its nearest competitor, Massachusetts, produces less than half as much.

Posted on February 8, 2017

In Russia, McDonald's 'Golden Arches' Have A Russian Shine

By Maria Kiselyova and Olga Sichkar/Reuters
"I don't think there's a single company that can call itself more Russian than us."

Posted on February 7, 2017

MUSIC - The Weekend In Chicago Rock.
TV - Vizio Settles Spying Complaints.
POLITICS - The Terror And Rights Violations Of Obama's Deportees.
SPORTS - Saturday's 'Greatest Horse Since Secretariat.'

BOOKS - Bannon, The Best And The Brightest.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Beachwood Photo Booth: Descending Darkly.


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