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Recall! Sriracha Chicken Ravioli

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service

The U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) is issuing a public health alert for approximately 49 pounds of frozen, fully cooked, not shelf stable chicken sriracha ravioli products due to misbranding and an undeclared allergen. The product may contain soy, a known allergen, which is not declared on the product label.

FSIS is issuing this public health alert out of the utmost of caution to ensure that consumers with allergic reactions to soy are aware that these products should not be consumed. A recall was not requested because it is believed that the affected products are no longer available to be directly purchased by consumers in retail.

The product labeled as "FRESH THYME FARMERS MARKET CHICKEN RAVIOLI Ovals" was formulated with a different sriracha chili sauce than normally utilized in the product formulation because the firm was unable to obtain the usual brand from their supplier. The sriracha chili sauce used on Dec. 8, 2020 contains soy, while the sauce normally used in the formulation does not. The following products are subject to the public health alert:

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Posted on December 31, 2020

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
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I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Recall! Sriracha Chicken Ravioli

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
These items were shipped to distributors/sold in retail in Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

Posted on December 31, 2020

A WTF Timeout

By David Rutter
Let's ring in the New Year with New Sewage while we calculate how many Chicago cops it takes to break into the wrong naked woman's apartment.

Posted on December 21, 2020

Watch Chicago Artist Sharon Bladholm Make Stained Glass Windows, Among Other Really Cool Things She Does

By Ravenswood Media
Also a sculptor and printmaker.

Posted on December 12, 2020

Data Historian Market Heating Up

By MarketsandMarkets
The U.S. and Canada are the major countries that contribute to the growth of the Data Historian Market in North America.

Posted on December 10, 2020

Mr. Pringle All Glowed Up

By The Kellogg Company
He's single. He's Pringle. He's ready to mingle.

Posted on December 7, 2020

Subway Art Returns To NYC

By David Pescovitz/Boing Boing
Bomb the city.

Posted on December 4, 2020

Benny From Dazed And Confused Starring In Christian Sports Cliche The Last Champion

By Penn Bradley/Howler Media
A New Film About Redemption.

Posted on November 30, 2020

Old Man With A Gold Chain

By The Art Institute of Chicago
"This evocative character study is an early example of a type of subject that preoccupied the great Dutch master Rembrandt van Rijn throughout his long career."

Posted on November 22, 2020

Naval Academy's First African-American Female Brigade Commander Is From Lake Forest

By The United States Naval Academy
Sydney Barber, a graduate of Lake Forest High School in Illinois, is a mechanical engineering major and aspires to commission as a Marine Corps ground officer.

Posted on November 12, 2020

Accelerating The Arches

By McDonald's
Hamburger chain announces refreshed purpose built on four pillars that renews, commits, maximizes and doubles down.

Posted on November 11, 2020

The War Inside Your Printer

By Cory Doctorow/The Electronic Frontier Foundation
HP has come a long way since the 1930s, reinventing itself several times, pioneering personal computers and servers. But the company's latest reinvention as a wallet-siphoning ink grifter is a sad turn indeed, and the only thing worse than HP's decline is the many imitators it has inspired.

Posted on November 8, 2020

A Slow Look: Monet & Chicago

By The Art Institute of Chicago
Especially resonant.

Posted on October 30, 2020

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