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Charles "Entertainment" Cheese's Halloween Boo-Tacular

By CEC Entertainment, Inc

Chuck E. Cheese, the number one family entertainment venue, is bringing out all the tricks and treats to make this year's Halloween celebration a truly safe and Boo-tacular delight.

"At Chuck E. Cheese, we know how much kids and families look forward to the Halloween season," says CEC CEO David McKillips. "This year, we know celebrations will look a little different and want to make sure Halloween is as safe and special as possible for our families.

"We're introducing a fully immersive Halloween experience that can be enjoyed safely in-store, at-home and online. This includes new entertainment content, exclusive menu items, touchless in-store trick or treating, daily online activities and exclusive party packages for dine-in, carry-out and delivery - to make it easy for kids of all ages to celebrate safely with Chuck E. Cheese this year and for many years to come."

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Posted on September 29, 2020

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
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Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
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I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Charles "Entertainment" Cheese's Halloween Boo-Tacular

By CEC Entertainment, Inc
Not-So-Scary Chuck E. Cheese Halloween Theme Kids Masks available for sale individually or with the Halloween Boo-tacular Bundle.

Posted on September 29, 2020

Beverly Hills Welcomes Visitors Back To Famed City Where There Is Always Something To Feel Good About

By The Beverly Hills Conference & Visitors Bureau
Based on the concepts of Your Safety is Our Priority, Simple Pleasures Bring Joy, Take Some Time for Yourself, and Shopping Local Has Never Mattered More, the campaign encourages travelers to remember that, even in the midst of an unprecedented year, there is always Something to Feel Good About in Beverly Hills.

Posted on September 28, 2020

Nihilism & Personal Identity

By E.K. Mam
Aesthetics aside, who are you?

Posted on September 26, 2020

New Mop Shaped Like Taco

By Maker's Clean Inc.
Not just a gimmick, people.

Posted on September 24, 2020

NU Discovers Site Of Male Sexual Desire In Mice

By Northwestern University
It's in the brain.

Posted on September 15, 2020

The Tao Is To Chill

By E.K. Mam
Very often the most meaningful and impacting actions are the ones we don't take.

Posted on September 17, 2020

Recall! Cher-Make Sausage

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
These items were shipped to retail locations in Illinois, Minnesota, Nebraska, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Wisconsin and may have been sold intact or from a counter display as individual sausages.

Posted on September 12, 2020


By The Silverman Group
Viewers can access a free, web-based AR app to virtually project and animate these texts on the facades of architecturally significant UChicago buildings. In addition, app users will be able to project the title quote onto their surroundings anywhere in the world.

Posted on September 22, 2020


By Landmarks Illinois
Illinois' best historic preservation projects of 2020

Posted on September 10, 2020

WTF Special Edition: Shtupping America

By David Rutter
Some people, like genital warts, just never go away.

Posted on September 8, 2020

Area Companies Among Safety Award Winners

By The Fabricators & Manufacturers Association
The official publications of Elgin-based FMA are The FABRICATOR®, The Tube & Pipe Journal®, STAMPING Journal®, The WELDER®, The Fabricator en Espanol, Canadian Metalworking®, and Canadian Fabricating & Welding®.

Posted on September 5, 2020

The Jolie Laide Of Philosophy

By E.K. Mam
Congratulations - or condolences - you're free!

Posted on August 30, 2020

Chicago: American Medina

By The Chicago History Museum
Muslim Chicagoans share their stories of faith, identity, and personal journeys.

Posted on August 27, 2020

Work-At-Home Reshipping Scam

By The U.S. Postal Inspection Service
Think about it, people!

Posted on August 24, 2020

Adults Need Vaccines, Too!

By The American Lung Association
An estimated 40,000 to 50,000 adults in the United States die from vaccine-preventable infectious diseases or their complications each year.

Posted on August 20, 2020

Cold More Deadly Than Heat

But in either case, there are a lot more people dying from temperature-related injuries than is generally reported.

Posted on August 18, 2020

MUSIC - Muddy Waters Museum Has Mojo.
TV - WGN Now Trump TV.
POLITICS - Trustbust Entertainment.
SPORTS - Tweeting Foles.

BOOKS - The Endurance Of The Rubik's Cube.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Charles E. Cheese Boo-tacular.

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