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Recall! Amity Raw Ground Beef Products

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service

Amity Packing Company of Chicago is recalling approximately 2,020 pounds of raw ground beef products that may be contaminated with extraneous materials, specifically clear, thin pliable plastic, the U.S. Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and Inspection Service (FSIS) announced Friday.

The raw ground beef items were produced on Jan. 6, 2020. The following products are subject to recall:

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Posted on January 24, 2020

Taxicab Journals

Cab #1555

I kept desperately pushing on that sound icon on the TV screen and nothing.
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Posted on January 6, 2016
Open Letter

Open Letter

Dear Asses Of Chicago Commuters:
This crowding reduction plan isn't working at all for your human.
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Posted on January 29, 2013
Life At Work

I Am A Retail Warrior: Throw The Dog A Birthday Bone!

By Jane Harper
At that point, I was kind of hoping the dog was back at home chewing up her hand-sewn Italian leather shoes.
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Posted on October 19, 2015

Recall! Amity Raw Ground Beef Products

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
The Chicago establishment shipped items to retail locations in Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Michigan, New Jersey, New York, Ohio, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin.

Posted on January 24, 2020

New United Carhartt Uniforms Hit The "Runway" Right On Time For Winter

By United Airlines
America's premium workwear brand designs one-of-a-kind, weather-resistant uniforms for United's ramp, operations and catering workers across the country.

Posted on January 14, 2020

Easy Ice Acquired By Freeman Spogli

By Freeman Spogli & Co.
The company operates under three brands: Ice Masters in Kansas and Missouri; Automatic Icemakers in Chicago; and Easy Ice in all other cities and states.

Posted on January 10, 2020

Inventors Of Sports Bra, Hard Hat & Ibuprofen Among Hall Of Fame Inductees

By The National Inventors Hall of Fame
They changed our lives!

Posted on January 8, 2020

American Pot Is The Gold Standard, But Canada Is Winning The Export Game

By Markian Hawryluk/Kaiser Health News
Canada legalized marijuana in 2018 and its firms are using their head start to sign trade deals and secure licenses to sell marijuana internationally.

Posted on January 4, 2020

Public Domain Day 2020!

By The Center for the Study of the Public Domain
The wait is over.

Posted on January 1, 2020

Privacy Policy

We will never sell your data. In fact, we don't even collect it.

Posted on February 5, 2006

Recall! Ashland Sausage

By The U.S. Department of Agriculture Food Safety and Inspection Service
The Carol Stream company is recalling approximately 1,092 pounds of pork sausage products that may be contaminated with extraneous materials - specifically hard, dark plastic.

Posted on December 22, 2019

Why Bad Customer Service Is Unlikely To Improve

By Anthony Dukes and Yi Zhu/The Conversation
Many complaint processes are actually designed to help companies retain profits by limiting the number of customers who can successfully resolve their complaints.

Posted on December 20, 2019

Fossils Of The Future: Us!

"The fossil record of today will have a huge number of complete hominid skeletons, all lined up in rows."

Posted on December 19, 2019

Bojangles' Coming To Illinois

By Bojangles' and Love's Travel Stops
Chicken 'n' biscuits chain coming to a truck stop or two near you.

Posted on December 18, 2019

The Beachwood Holiday Gift Guide 2019 In Review

Stuff These!
Get your orders in!

Posted on December 15, 2019

Beachwood Holiday Gift Guide | Vintage Trinkets And Treasures

Stuff These!
Shots, chasers.

Posted on December 12, 2019

Beachwood Holiday Gift Guide | Real Hockey Stick Beer Openers

Stuff These!
Choose from normal, laced or taped!

Posted on December 11, 2019

Beachwood Holiday Gift Guide | Chicago Photo Booth

Stuff These!
The heart of Chicago.

Posted on December 10, 2019

Confessions Of A Tour Guide Part 1: Busting The Myths Of Chicago Architecture

By J.J. Tindall
That these myths still abound in the Google era is, in my judgement, inexcusable (and believe me, it's quite a thing to give tours and watch people hit their phones when they don't believe something). Again, we can entertain and identify the lore with affection but also emphasize what we know to be true. This way we can maintain and even improve our hard-earned reputation as a no-bullshit city well worth visiting.

Posted on December 9, 2019

McDonald's Merch Now On The Reg

By McDonald's
Whether you're treating yourself or gifting the McDonald's enthusiast in your life, there's something for everyone, like a Big Mac Sandwich Bag, a McFlurry Dessert Journal and Golden Arches-themed apparel that is sure to spice up any wardrobe.

Posted on December 5, 2019

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BOOKS - The Case For Multiparty Democracy.

PEOPLE PLACES & THINGS - Recall! Amity Ground Beef.

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